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James Breakwell

@xplodingunicorn / xplodingunicorn.tumblr.com

Comedy writer. Pig owner. Father of 4 girls ages 8 and under. @XplodingUnicorn on Twitter. Internet famous. Real life nobody.
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My 10-year-old's Cub Scout patrol had to pick a patrol name. She suggested the Powerful Pigs. She was very persuasive.

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My kids are video chatting with each other in the same house while playing Roblox. I'm not complaining. They fight less when they play together from separate rooms.

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The rescue pig discovered windows. It didn't occur to me that he'd never looked through one before. He's too short, and he can't look up.

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I looked down at my feet and nearly had a heart attack. That's not a giant spider. I need to sit down.

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