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the best you ever had

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I have buried you in every place i've been, you keep ending up in my shaking hands. Sophie | ∞ ▪️ Current obsessions: Star Wars Dean/Cas The Witcher Killing Eve
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elementary is so diverse and beautiful tho. it has so many poc, lots of women in positions of power, well-rounded characters, it has shown gay couples, polyamorous people, neurodivergent people (and actually uses that term too), it dealt with sherlock’s addiction and relapse in a really respectful and realistic way, it has a watson that is her own person and not just a crutch for sherlock’s brilliance, it has a cute tortoise... it feels really nice watching smth that may not be perfect but at least it puts effort into respecting its fanbase

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someone my age with money: yeah so I just bought this new car and-
me: that's cool. I can't really afford to buy anything for a while because I bought gum yesterday
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January 2015: this is it! this is the year everything turns out right! gonna get good grades and a good job and everything's gonna be okay!
September 2015: please just let me die :)
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Why the hell is there no Hannigram on my dash today¿??¿?¿?¿ Like¿??¿?¿?¿?¿ Yesterday Will explicitly asked “Is Hannibal in love with me?” THAT’S A LITLERAL QUOTE AND BEDELIA GAVE HIM AN AFFIRMATIVE ANSWER AND ASKED “Do you ache for him?” LIKE I JUST SAW WITH MY OWN TWO EYES THAT SHIP BE 100% UNDENIABLY EXPLICITLY CONFIRMED¿?¿¿? WHY IS NO ONE IN MY DASH FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS¿?¿? DID I HALLUCINATE IT OR SOMETHING¿?¿??¿?¿¿? I mean, I could totally believe it was just a dream of mine, BECAUSE HOLY SHIT I CAN’T BELIEVE IT HAPPENED, BUT STILL¿?¿? PLEASE PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IT¿?¿?¿?

Also, this season is so damn fucking brilliant that something as amazing as a queer ship between the two leads being explicitly confirmed is still not the most impressive and interesting thing in the episode, BLOODY HELL I LOVE HANNIBAL SO FUCKING MUCH RIGHT NOW ;u;

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Gay Community: Bisexuals will never understand what it truly means to be oppressed!
Bisexuals: *are rejected from the straight community*
Bisexuals: *are rejected by the Lesbian and Gay community*
Bisexuals: *have their sexuality undermined every time they talk about it*
Bisexuals: *are told that their own definitions of their sexuality are wrong*
Bisexuals: *are accused of being cheaters or disloyal*
Bisexuals: *are accused of being inherently transphobic*
Bisexuals: *are told they aren't welcome at Pride if they are in "het" relationships*
Bisexuals: *are asked when they turned gay if they are in "gay" relationships*
Bisexuals: *literally have the same slurs thrown at them and experience the same hatred from straight people as gay people do*
Gay Community: Yep. All of that bisexual privilege.
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what she says: I'm fine
What she means: How long has Jurassic World been open? How did they reclaim the island from the rogue dinos from the first movie? Are any of the dinos in Jurassic World the ones that have been there all along, just recaptured? Why didn't they clean up the ruins of the original community centre? How did those kids manage to get a Jeep that's been sitting unused for 22 years into working condition at all let alone so fast? How do you even sell an idea like Jurassic World after the events of the first three movies? How was the T Rex in California from the third one spun in the media? What do animal rights activists think of the park? What about conservationists when they're literally feeding endangered sharks to that water thing for entertainment? Do the employees live on-site or are they ferried in every day? Why is a park in Costa Rica staffed exclusively by Americans? How does Costa Rica feel about having an island full of murder-lizards close by? Are the scientists using this gene splicing and cloning tech to save other endangered species? To fight disease? What are the scientific ramifications of the Jurassic World universe? Is 22,000 people a good visitor turnout for a park that size because I feel like they could do better? What does admission cost? Do they have tacky themed resorts like Disney? Why are people literally no longer impressed by fucking DINOSAURS that they need something bigger and scarier? How did they get everyone off the island when the T Rex was still loose? What were they even trying to accomplish with that thing who thought that was a good idea? Dr. Wu you were there in the first one WHY DID YOU THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA? HOW THE FUCK DID CLAIRE OUTRUN A T-REX IN THOSE HEELS?!??
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literally whenever i see a hate post about jim that’s like ‘moriarty is trash’ i have to try so hard not to reblog because like

yes??? he is??? i worship the trash king you’re literally just stating a fact 

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Tbh I feel like most of you didn’t sign up for a blogger that loves Jim Moriarty this much when you followed me.

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