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me: you’ve already used this exact turn of phrase two paragraphs ago, that’s too repetitive
me, an intellectual: if I use it three more times it becomes a motif
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me [angrily yet softly, through gritted teeth, while crying]: i love to write
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Me: Alright, brain, we have two tasks to do. One of them is more time sensitive, but working on the other will be more fun. Which should I start on?
My brain: Do fucking nothing for 72 hours
Me: Understandable, have a nice day
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*one minor inconvenience happens*
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i really admire people who do things. i hope to be someone who does things one day
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Me @ myself: it’s not that serious Myself @ me: …yea it is bitcj
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If you love sports, or love someone who loves sports, you know this feeling.
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Watching sports is like stabbing yourself in the eyes for like 3 hours then saying you enjoy it and do it regularly.
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me (crying): sports
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whatsfreebaseandwhatsfreeabouti
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Me: I don’t have the energy for this
Someone: For what?
Me: *gestures vaguely*
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i love replying mood instead of having an opinion or something
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