[image descriptions: tweets and text posts placed over screencaps from Fullmetal Alchemist.

1. tweet by @ adaripp: “while you were busy being heterosexual, I studied the blade” over a blood-smeared Olivier Mira Armstrong holding up a sword.

2. tweet by @ coltondoe: “”you look sad today” bro I’m sad every day I just didn’t have the energy to hide it today” for Mustang looking pensively into a mirror.

3. textpost by @ madterbating: “yes I am a girl yes I kill people” for Olivier Mira Armstrong killing general Raven.

4. textpost by @ moseby “what do you say to your sister if she is crying?? Are you having a CRISIS” for Ling Yao patting Mei Chang’s head as she cries.

5. textpost by @ stillhereunfortunately: “it takes 26 muscles to smile and 62 to frown and that’s why my face is fucking ripped and it will kick your ass” for a serious-looking scar.

6. textpost by @ dera-chan: “When people say all straight pairings are boring and forced as hell, then this means they obviously have never watched FMA Brotherhood to witness one of the most beautiful and most perfect ships ever:” Riza Hawkeye protecting Mustang, comically sprawled on the floor in the rain.

7. textpost by @ souverainedeschals: “being friends with boys is terrible because you never know when they’re going to say something ridiculous and disappoint you permanently” for a comically styled Edward watching Winry work.

8. “Yeah you cute but you stress me tf out” for Riza, disappointed, standing before some stunned soldiers saying “Really... Could you please be useless only on rainy days?”

9. textpost by @ intellectualpanda: “people who survive the summer with long hair are surviving the apocalypse” for an annoyed Edward Elric.

10. textpost by @ doldrum: “I love Kain Fuery he has arguably the most metal name in FMA like here's Master Sergeant Kinslayer McWrath and he's just. He's just a really nice dude that absolutely loves dogs. Just a really supportive cheery fellow. Fucking superb you funky little radio technician.” For Kain beaming as he plays with black hayate. End ID]

[image description: a text post by @ garashirs edited onto screencaps of Olivier Mira Armstrong of Fullmetal Alchemist.

1. “anyway sorry for being mean and gay” over Olivier looking downwards with her eyes shut.

2. the reblog “sike I don’t care” with Olivier, determined, holding her sword out forward. End ID]

[image description: tumblr textsposts edited over ‘fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood’ screencaps.

1. “*breaks down your front door* I just saved my legs feel them” by @ vuls over Ling Yao comically yelling next to Lan Fan, her only facial features her eyes as she watches Ling.

2. “Soup should be a human right. In the heart of every town there should be a big pot of soup and you can help yourself. And if anybody meddles with the soup… Well. The answer should be obvious.” by @ severalowls with Ling Yao, Lan Fan and Old Man Fu eating just outside Barry The Chopper’s hideaway.

3. Two textposts, “I am glaring with viritol and malicious intent” and “I am looking disrespectfully” both by @ Internet mysteries for Ling Yao staring intensely while red liquid philosopher stone splatters around him.

4. “I am fine thank you for asking! though recently there has been a darkness growing within me” by @ vaporwavesimulator for a smiling Greedling.

5. “I may be short but that doesn’t mean you’re not about to experience a wrath of a God” by @ jaclcfrost for an angry Edward Elric transmuting his automail arm into a weapon.

6. ““I don’t care” I say, caringly, as I care deeply” by @ chavvestly for a nervous Edward next to a cheeky looking Alphonse.

7. “ it is a Scientifically Proven Fact that once a group of people become friends, the tendency to make really foolish decisions skyrockets… and from this chaos… The mom friend (tm) rises, ready to keep everyone alive, armed with exasperation and commonsense in spades.” by @ karlcat For Winry and pinako examining Edward’s detached arm while he and Alphonse wait in the background.

8. “people always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. two sentences in and everyone is already shouting “what the fuck that’s illegal” and “you can’t do that” let me talk dear god.” by @ pemsylvania over a frowning, exasperated Edward Elric.

9. “i’m very intelligent but I’m so fucking stupid but I know everything but I have never known what’s going on a day in my life. no I won’t elaborate” by @ ierohero for Edward Elric being carried under arm by Darius, with Heinkel running behind with a gun, as the three run away.

10. ”emotionally I’m doing the laminated paper wobbling sound “ by @ demasc for Edward Elric blushing as he confesses his feelings for Winry. End ID]

[Image description: Picture and quote collage.

1: “It was on a dreary night of November that I beheld the accomplishment of my toils. With an anxiety that almost amounted to agony, I collected the instruments of life around me, that I might infuse a spark of being into the lifeless thing that lay at my feet.”

2 and 3: Ed and Al’s human transmutation circle, then them starting the transmutation.

4: “I considered the being whom I had cast among mankind, and endowed with the will and power to effect purposes of horror, such as the deed which he had now done, nearly in the light of my own vampire, my own spirit let loose from the grave, and forced to destroy all that was dear to me.”

5 and 6: Sloth’s cruel face, and Ed’s expression of horror.

7: “During the day I was sustained and inspirited by the hope of night, for in sleep I saw my friends, my wife, and my beloved country;

Often, when wearied by a toilsome march, I persuaded myself that I was dreaming until night should come and that I should then enjoy reality in the arms of my dearest friends. What agonizing fondness did I feel for them! How did I cling to their dear forms, as sometimes they haunted even my waking hours.”

8: CoS Ed lying in bed, reaching for the sky.

9: “My friend, if you had known me as I once was, you would not recognize me in this state of degradation. Despondency rarely visited my heart; a high destiny seemed to bear moon, until flail, never, never again to rise.”

10: CoS Ed looking sad.

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[image description: two screencaps of greed with text edited onto them. The first showsGreed holds his hand in front of his sunglasses and face, with the text: “Thug life”. The second is of Greed reaching his hands out, a welcoming smile on his face, with the text: “More like hug life. Come here!” End ID]

fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood icons.

please like/reblog ♡

[image description: Winry, Edward and Alphonse icons, mainly from FMAB. 1: Winry looking to the side. 2: a cheeky-looking, plotting Winry. 3: Winry angry yelling into a phone.

4: Edward Elric, eyes closed, with his hair blowing in the wind, taken from Conqueror of Shamballa. 5: a closeup of Alphonse’s face. 6: Winry, slightly frowning, looking straight ahead.

7: Edward with a wide, cheeky grin on his face. 8: Edward looks, wide-eyed, at a piece of paper, with a huge chunk of bread stuffed in his face. 9: an excited Edward, beaming with his hands in fists. End ID.]

Fullmetal Alchemist OVA - Live Action Featurette

[image descriptions: screencaps of Alphonse Elric from the Live Action OVA.

1. Alphonse, in his armour form, looks at a green door labelled ‘Bones’: “This is the doorway of truth”

2. The screen focuses on the door while Alphonse says: “Beyond this door lies the truth.”

3. The door starts to open, through the crack a golden glow is seen.

4. It turns back to Alphonse’s face, basked in the golden glow: “I’ll learn the way to find brother, too!” 

5. Inside the room is an office, with papers all around, whiteboards and four people, swivelled around to face the opened door, where Alphonse’s body stands. He fills the entire doorway, his head unseen, blocked by the top of the doorframe.

6. Angled specifically so you see Alphonse’s face, with his head pushed against the doorframe, Alphonse says: “I can’t fit…”

hey im a big fan of

this

this!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[image description: a series of screen caps from both fullmetal alchemist series, all of Edward Elric. In some he grins widely showing most his teeth, in others he smiles with his mouth wide open. End ID.]

“It is only normal for us to love and respect our father. Doing as he asks is what children are for, is it not?”

“Get some fucking daddy issues like the rest of us, twerp.”

[image description: screencaps from when Edward Elric fights Pride on the promised day in fullmetal alchemist brotherhood.

1. Pride, covering half his disintegrating face with his hand.

2. Edward Elric, anger on his face, fighting off pride’s shadow arm. End ID.]

i keep forgetting mustang is like 10 yrs younger than basically everyone else colonel or above. no wonder olivier hates his guts he’s fucking 12 years old

this is an old post but im rewatching and people keep saying it!!! roy’s a fucking child and everyone hates him its hilarious

Roy hires Ed specifically to have someone even younger than him running around being a problem.

I went out to the country! And you know what I found! An Even Younger Asshole!!! He’s like half my age and twice the trouble!!! I HIRED HIM IMMEDIATELY!!!!! YOU CAN THANK ME WHENEVER!!!!

[image description: a series of screen caps from fullmetal alchemist brotherhood of people talking to Roy Mustang.

1 and 2. Roy Mustang laughing as a leaves the Armstrong Household. Olivier Mira Armstrong Burns the flowers he gave her.

Olivier: little punk.

3. Dr Knox, inviting Roy into his house: gone out on another limb, huh? You little punk.

4. King Bradley: Now you’ve done it, you young punk. End ID.]

i can’t stop laughing at this scene…

[screenshots from fullmetal alchemist 2003.

Riza, to a confused looking Fuery: Sergeant Fuery, some nasty athlete’s foot was discovered during your examination the other day. It has already spread to your brain.

Roy Mustang, to Fuery who looks even more confused: That’s how it goes. You won’t be moving out either.

Roy Mustang swiftly pushes Fuery on to a hospital bed, and Fuery can do nothing. His mouth hands open wide throughout. End ID.]

Ling is hungry

(more)

[Image description: Screenshot + text post meme with Ed and Ling.

Ed, annoyed: Do you ever see a "hot take" and you're like ohh critical thinking is a learned skill and op has not put it in practice

Ling, with a pile of dishes: Do you ever see a "hot cake" and you're like ooh yum

(the "oohs" have been shortened for screen readers)

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GOD CAN YOU IMAGINE HEARING THE VOICE OF SOMEONE YOU THOUGHT WAS DEAD AFTER LIKE A YEAR OR TWO AND IT’S ON THE RADIO TALKING ABOUT REBELLION AND JUSTICE

[Image description: Shot of Denny Brosh’s face, shining with joy and tears pooling in his eyes. End ID]