fullmetal pipsqueak

[image descriptions: tweets and text posts placed over screencaps from Fullmetal Alchemist.

1. tweet by @ adaripp: “while you were busy being heterosexual, I studied the blade” over a blood-smeared Olivier Mira Armstrong holding up a sword.

2. tweet by @ coltondoe: “”you look sad today” bro I’m sad every day I just didn’t have the energy to hide it today” for Mustang looking pensively into a mirror.

3. textpost by @ madterbating: “yes I am a girl yes I kill people” for Olivier Mira Armstrong killing general Raven.

4. textpost by @ moseby “what do you say to your sister if she is crying?? Are you having a CRISIS” for Ling Yao patting Mei Chang’s head as she cries.

5. textpost by @ stillhereunfortunately: “it takes 26 muscles to smile and 62 to frown and that’s why my face is fucking ripped and it will kick your ass” for a serious-looking scar.

6. textpost by @ dera-chan: “When people say all straight pairings are boring and forced as hell, then this means they obviously have never watched FMA Brotherhood to witness one of the most beautiful and most perfect ships ever:” Riza Hawkeye protecting Mustang, comically sprawled on the floor in the rain.

7. textpost by @ souverainedeschals: “being friends with boys is terrible because you never know when they’re going to say something ridiculous and disappoint you permanently” for a comically styled Edward watching Winry work.

8. “Yeah you cute but you stress me tf out” for Riza, disappointed, standing before some stunned soldiers saying “Really... Could you please be useless only on rainy days?”

9. textpost by @ intellectualpanda: “people who survive the summer with long hair are surviving the apocalypse” for an annoyed Edward Elric.

10. textpost by @ doldrum: “I love Kain Fuery he has arguably the most metal name in FMA like here's Master Sergeant Kinslayer McWrath and he's just. He's just a really nice dude that absolutely loves dogs. Just a really supportive cheery fellow. Fucking superb you funky little radio technician.” For Kain beaming as he plays with black hayate. End ID]

[image description: a text post by @ garashirs edited onto screencaps of Olivier Mira Armstrong of Fullmetal Alchemist.

1. “anyway sorry for being mean and gay” over Olivier looking downwards with her eyes shut.

2. the reblog “sike I don’t care” with Olivier, determined, holding her sword out forward. End ID]

I love drawing her hair so much

[image description: digital drawing of Olivier Mira Armstrong, holding her blade up in front of her face with her usual serious expression and a cloud of condensed air by her mouth. Her hair is blown strongly to the left, and shines clearly. Snow falls thick around her. End ID]

So I’m rewatching the ep where Olivier kills General Raven and uses her gloves to clean her sword and BUCCANEER JUST PULLS A SPARE PAIR OUT OF HIS JACKET???? Does he just keep spare gloves on him at all times for her?? Did he come prepared because he knew she was going to kill Raven??? DOES HE KNOW THAT LITTLE THINGS LIKE THIS KEEP ME UP AT NIGHT?????

#buccaneer having a spare set of ‘just in case armstrong kills a bitch today’ gloves is a headcanon i will live for

#Buccaner keeps a spare pair of gloves because his boss kicks ass#Hawkeye keeps a spare pair of gloves because her boss is a loser  (via holioc)

@imaginesharks

[image description: screencap from FMAB of Buccaneer holding out a glove to Olivier Mira Armstrong. End ID]

don’t forget!

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gorgeous Major Armstrong as a first request from Six Fanarts

[image description: digital drawing of Olivier Mira Armstrong with a serious expression and sparkles around her. End ID]

a new print for ECCC! i’ve been meaning to do an olivier pin-up for an extremely long time now

follow me on twitter @/alexisparade!

[id: a pin-up style illustration of olivier. she is muscular with light skin & long blonde hair. she is smiling slightly, sitting with her legs folded, & holding her sword down. snow is falling around her, & mountains & the walls of fort briggs are visible in the background. a second image shows a close-up of her face. /end id.]

The Northern Wall

[image description: digital drawing of Olivier Mira Armstrong, a serious look on her face, with her hands on the hilt of her sword. Her hair blows in the wind. End ID.]

I've been in FMA mood lately mmmhm

[image description: two digital drawings. The first is of Olivier Mira Armstrong, standing upright and looking down at us, a hand help up to her face. It’s darkly lit, like in a storm, but her eyes are bright blue.

2. Roy Mustang, fury in his eyes and a darkness over his face, holds up his gloves hand, orange sparks around abs behind him. End ID]

Briggs soldiers don’t do “smiles”, only war. 

[image description: two panel, sketched comic. The first panel has Edward, lounging and pointing to his grin: “It’s called a ‘smile’ you know…”. The second panel shows Major Miles and Olivier Mira Armstrong, frowns on their faces. A speech bubble indicates towards the off-frame Edward: “they say it’s good for the health.” End ID]

[image description: digital drawing of Oliver Mira Armstrong from the chest up, looking seriously to the side, in a pastel, iridescent-like rainbow colour palette. End ID]

riza and olivier in suits

[image description: digital drawings. The first shows Olivier Mira Armstrong in a camo green suit, with a black tie and gloves, as well as a long, grey scarf. Her arms are folded and she looks serious, but with sparkles besides her head.

2. Riza Hawkeye in a brown waistcoat and trousers and blue tie, a lighter brown long-coat slung over her shoulders. One hand is in her pocket, the other holds a briefcase. She looks sharply to the side.

3. The two drawings put next to each other, Riza on the left, Olivier on the right. End ID.]

thinkin bout HER

[image description: digital drawing of a serious-looking Olivier Mira Armstrong, holding a sword tipped with blood in her hand. End ID.]

man people be out there talkin about the ‘guy saves the girl’ tropes in FMAB while completely ignoring all the times the girls saved the guys. just some examples off the top of my head: >winry gave ed an arm and a leg. literally, the entire reason he could even move around was thanks to her and granny pinako >riza tripping mustang during his confrontation with scar in episode 5, wherein he very well could’ve died just like that >honestly just the first half of episode 54 with riza and mustang hhbhbhbhbbbh >lan fan cutting off her own go d dda mn arm so that ling and her could escape from bradley in episode 23, saving both their lives >(hell ling states in that very same episode that she’s stronger than him and was more dedicated to saving their clan than he could ever be) >mei healing scar’s wounds on several occasions >mei healing dr. marcoh’s wound in episode 31 >winry every time ed does anything stupid ever >lets be real ling wouldnt have survived two steps into the desert without lan fan >lets be real mustang wouldnt have survived two seconds being a colonel without riza >lets be real edward wouldnt have survived pretty much anything without winry >also maria ross and rebecca coming in clutch with extra supplies in episode 51!! >izumi kicking greed’s ass and saving ed in episode 14 >olivier saving the entirety of fort briggs with her quick-thinking and leadership when sloth showed up >olivier absolutely o b l i t e r a t i n g general raven in episode 36, saving the world from having that creepy asshole be alive anymore >also her technically saving several briggs men from being trapped in that tunnel by sneakily giving the old guy a broken watch in episode 38 >just olivier in general >just izumi in general anyway summary: all the women in FMA are amazing and strong and way more capable than any man to have ever existed and i want to hold all their hands

[id: an illustration of the main cast of fullmetal alchemist. separated from the others by glowing blue fire at the edges are the homunculi, with king bradley at the top. on either side of him are lust smiling with her claw raised and envy glaring with their fist up. below them are pride, shadows forming behind him; gluttony, tongue out to show his ouroboros mark; sloth, teeth gritted and head raised; and greedling, smiling with one arm raised toward his face. next are izumi with her arms crossed, may chang jumping up with a smile, scar looking warily to the side, and olivier resting both hands on her rapier’s hilt. the next row is riza, gun pointed off-screen as she steps forward; winry, holding up a wrench with a smile; and major armstrong, flexing with a faint smile and sparkles around him. last are al, hands raised, and roy, fire spreading from his outstretched hand. in the very front is ed, who’s smiling and bent forward with blue electricity flying from his hands. /end id.]

that’s just their dynamic

[image description: digital drawing of Olivier Mira Armstrong if she had Instagram. Text at the top reads: ‘Olivier Mira Armstrong, 54 minutes, Instagram’ with a profile picture as a closeup of her resting her chin on her hand. The post shows four pictures of her beaming and sparkling while in a swimming pool. In the background, Roy flails his arms and gasps for air.

Alex Louis Armstrong’s comment under it is: ‘Roy is drowning.’ Olivier replies: ‘This ain’t about him’. End ID.]

[insp, insp]

[ID: Two gifs of characters from Fullmetal Alchemist. The first gif transitions from Lust to Riza Hawkeye to Olivier Mira Armstrong, and corresponding words “gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss” for each respective character flash in. The second gif transitions from Solf J. Kimblee to Roy Mustang to Sig Curtis as “manipulate, mansplain, malewife” flash in for the respective character. /End ID]