fullmetal pipsqueak

How does it feel to be the funniest/most horrifying person on this post

[ID: Seven images, three in the original post and one in the reply.

The first six are a comic. 1st, from the OP’s alt text - Link from the Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, staring at Nina Tucker from Fullmetal Alchemist. His eyes are huge; he looks baffled and afraid. 2nd – Link with his hand outstretched towards Nina Tucker. His arm is glowing bright teal, and a beam of teal light is starting to form on his palm. Nina is glowing orange. 3rd – The beam shoots from Link’s hand to Nina. She is now hovering and glowing teal. 4th - Nina shakes back and forth midair, with tears in her eyes. Link’s expression doesn’t change. 5th – The spell completes, and the teal beam from Link’s hand falls apart in a splatter of light. At the splatter, a white dog and a little girl in a yellow dress (Alexander and Nina Tucker from Fullmetal Alchemist) fall to the ground, having been separated. 6th - Link from the Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, smiling and giving a thumbs up to the viewer.

/ End of comic.

7th – Tags from someone’s reblog that say, “#what a wonderful coincidence this chimera was encountered by a strange man with markings on his arm".

/End ID].

They could have been friends

[image description: digital drawing of Elicia Hughes and Nina Tucker. Elicia sits on a swing, while Nina holds the chains of the swing, leaning forward to look at Elicia. They both have huge grins on their faces. End ID]

searching for answers

[image description: digital drawing of the Elric brothers studying in the library at the Tucker residence. Edward lies, stomach on the floor, looking up with frustration at a book he holds above his head. Alexander happily smiles as he lies over Edward.

Alphonse is besides them, sitting against the bookshelf, reading a book with a DNA double helix on the cover. Nina Tucker sits on his shoulders with a peaceful smile, hugging Alphonse’s head. End ID.]

im not the first person to think of an au where Greed is looking after Nina, right? as in, she gets taken to the labs before Scar gets to her, and subsequently Greed breaks her out and basically adopts her? cuz if fanart for this does not already exist, I will make it happen and it will not be good

don’t hurt my heart like this @homun-clueless i made some exist

@ladywiltshire

[image description: drawings of Greed and Nina. The top half shows Greed crouching down, offering the Nina/Alexander chimera some meat. The bottom shows Greed resting on a sofa with Nina, now wearing a green bandana, sitting in front on him. Greed looks at Nina affectionately, petting her hair, and Nina smiles, Tongue flopping out her mouth. End ID.]

what am I doing anymore

Bonus meta version

[image description: several versions of the Will Smith showing off meme as a response to the statement, “Nobody’s Perfect”. They are edited to show the following: Maes Hughes pointing to Gracia, Roy to Riza, Ling Yao to Lan Fan, Edward to Winry, Kimblee to Kimblee. and the second reblog adds Shou Tucker to Chimera Nina / Alexander.

The final image is the meme with Will Smith looking away with rejection above him pointing with satisfaction. It’s edited to have Shou Tucker rejecting a meme of himself showing off Nina and Alexander, and accepting the meme of him showing off the Chimera, from the picture before. End ID.]

Big brother Ed!

[image description: digital drawing of Nina Tucker and Edward Elric in a field. Nina, bright-eyed, concentrates on doing Edward’s hair. She has put small flowers in his hair. Ed sits cross-legged, eyes closed, happy and content. End ID.]