fullmetal pipsqueak

I’m sorry, I just couldn’t get this out of my head and felt a deep desire to draw it

YOUVE DONE IT BESTIE WTF. IM SOBBING. This is why I'm here

[image descriptions: a meme of someone dressed up in an extravagant outfit with large pink feathers in a car next to a disgruntled-looking man wearing all-black.

1. An edit of the image with greed’s face on the feathered-outfit and ‘father’ on the man besides them.

2. A drawing of the edit, showing Greed in the sparkly pink outfit with large hoops, purple tinted glasses and telling a story: “And then, I swear on god, he turns himself into a fucking pickle.” To his right, father, swathed in purple lighting thanks to Greed, looks at him frustrated and thinks “I shouldn’t have had kids.”

3. The same artwork without the text. End Id]

[image description: paralleled digital drawings of Father and Van Hohenheim, both looking determined, with dark lighting.

On the left is father, the left side of his face merging into the dwarf in the flask form, with four red eyes and a big, toothy grin extending from his mouth. Red streaks and sparks are around him.

On the right is Van Hohenheim, with large, red philosopher stones emerging like crystals from the right side of his face, with the black hands of Truth or the homunculus swirling around him. End ID.]

[image description: an edit of the ‘They don’t know’ meme, where a figure stands alone in a corner while others happily dance. Here, Father stands in the corner besides the text ‘They don’t know I built this country in the shape of a giant transmutation circle’, the dancing people having the Amestris Army uniform drawn on. End ID.]

dwarf in the bong

[image description: a marker ink sketch of ‘hommonculus’ in a bong. End ID.]