fullmetal pipsqueak

almost time

[image description: a panel from the Fullmetal Alchemist showing Greed, hand on his mouth, saying “It’s Pride.” while Darius and Heinkel, both concerned, look at him. It has been edited to have the rainbow pride flag as the backdrop. End ID]

I`m not gonna explain myself

Something something equivalent exchange

[ID: Image one is an edit of the text “Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood” written in the Hannah Montana font. Image two is the text “Hannah Montana” written in the FMA: Brotherhood font. End ID]

[image description: gifset showing various black silhouettes of fullmetal alchemist characters, with white tears falling down their faces, a compilation of manga panels as backgrounds.

1. Edward Elric, his elbows can be seen shaking as he sobs. Manga panels include: young Edward facing the ‘eye’ of truth, him telling Winry not to shoot scar, the failed transmutation, Truth walking, Nina’s chimera saying his name, inside his pocket watch, his widened eyes, Mei standing besides’ Alphonse’s battered armour after Al gave his soul for Edward’s arm, his bloodied hands, a woman lying on the floor.

2. Winry Rockbell, facing forward. Behind her: crying as she asks Al: “isn’t he your only brother?”, her holding Elicia, her holding up a gun to scar, an injured Edward falling on her, Edward saying “I’m too scared to ask” in his sleep, Alphonse hunched in a corner, Winry screaming ‘Give me back my mom and dad!’ to Scar, Edward and Alphonse standing in front of their burning house.

3. Riza Hawkeye, slowly lifting her face before tears start tricking down. Manga panels: several of lust, several of Gluttony surviving her shots, several of Pride looking at her with dots for eyes, her widened eyes, her grimacing, her with vacant eyes saying ‘And don’t forget them. Don’t forget.’ , lying in the floor heavily wounded but saying ‘been ordered not to die you see’, Envy’s evil grin, Mustang ordering her to put down her gun, Mustang when blind, her when heavily injured, her crouching on the floor hopelessly.

4. Mustang tilting his head up and crying—from after Hughes’ funeral. Manga panels: Riza raising a gun to his head, Eliza saying ‘don’t bury him’ at Hughes’ funeral, several of him getting stabbed by lust, Riza saying ‘Don’t go where I can’t follow!’, Hughes’ body in the telephone booth, Truth smiling, him blinded, Havok stabbed by Lust.

5. Ling Yao, facing forward and sobbing heavily. Panels behind him include: Greed saying ‘this is where we part ways’, dying Old Man Fu saying: “your highness! Be a good king!”, Lan Fan crying, when he was given the philosopher’s stone, memories of the original Greed, him standing before the moon alone, Greed reflecting on the gift of friends, him saying “a king should be there for his people. Without his people there is no king.”, Greed crying in pain, Lan Fan’s arm tied onto a dog, Greedling held down.

6. Hohenheim, seen from side, quivering as he cries. Manga panels: Alphonse’s empty armour, Edward crying, Father saying “blood kin. Hohenheim.” while they overlook the dead bodies around Xeres, him and the dwarf in the flask talking, Hohenheim screaming in pain, Xeres’ king’s soulless face, Hohenheim wondering where to go without a gone, standing as a shield before Edward, “I’ve given you immortality”, his wife and kids happy, ‘Homonculus’ introducing himself to Hohenheim. End ID]

[Image description: Picture and quote collage.

1: “It was on a dreary night of November that I beheld the accomplishment of my toils. With an anxiety that almost amounted to agony, I collected the instruments of life around me, that I might infuse a spark of being into the lifeless thing that lay at my feet.”

2 and 3: Ed and Al’s human transmutation circle, then them starting the transmutation.

4: “I considered the being whom I had cast among mankind, and endowed with the will and power to effect purposes of horror, such as the deed which he had now done, nearly in the light of my own vampire, my own spirit let loose from the grave, and forced to destroy all that was dear to me.”

5 and 6: Sloth’s cruel face, and Ed’s expression of horror.

7: “During the day I was sustained and inspirited by the hope of night, for in sleep I saw my friends, my wife, and my beloved country;

Often, when wearied by a toilsome march, I persuaded myself that I was dreaming until night should come and that I should then enjoy reality in the arms of my dearest friends. What agonizing fondness did I feel for them! How did I cling to their dear forms, as sometimes they haunted even my waking hours.”

8: CoS Ed lying in bed, reaching for the sky.

9: “My friend, if you had known me as I once was, you would not recognize me in this state of degradation. Despondency rarely visited my heart; a high destiny seemed to bear moon, until flail, never, never again to rise.”

10: CoS Ed looking sad.

End ID]

[image description: edits and gifs based around Edward Elric and Winry Rockbell, flicking between peach coloured edits with quotes and art from the manga, and gifs from FMA:B with a pink filter.

1. ‘Why am I in love with his weirdo?” Over Edward scowling as he looks at the back of Winry’s head, who is happily chanting.

2. Gif of Winry looking closely as Edward as he lays down, automail arm out for maintainable. Edward, noticing, is wide eyed and shocked, and tries to move away, but his arm is fixed in place.

3. “You have given he an arm and a leg” to the right of Winry sobbing into Edward’s chest, gripping his coat.

4. Gif of Edward slowly peeling Winry’s fingers off a gun after she feels unable to shoot Scar.

5. “What is the point of only telling your friends and family to run?” Besides Winry yelling at Edward, drawn comically as a blob falling to the floor, blood streaming down his face, a lump on his head from Winry’s wrench.

6. Gif showing Winry talking Edward with frustration, who only turns and walks away.

7. “Forget ‘half’, I’ll give you everything I have to give.” over the two talking and sitting on a bench together.

8. Gif of a softly smiling Edward putting his hand on the back of Winry’s hair as she looks up at him, blushing, and he pulls her into his shoulder, a hug. End ID]

[image description: an edited Reddit post. The post reads: “Scar did nothing wrong. Prove me wrong.” It has 0 upvotes and 16 comments. One visible comment says “killing those state alchemists was pretty over the top.” The original poster replies “No it wasn’t”. End ID.]

[image description: a tumblr post edited to have drawings represent Greed saying them.

The first post is by thyrell, saying: “everyone on this website except me needs to shut up”. It’s made to look like a speech bubble from Greed drawn underneath, holding a finger up.

A reblog by crimegoku reads: *sticks to you*. This speech bubble comes from Bido, smiling as he clings onto Greed’s leg.

Thyrell replies: “everyone on this website except me and this swag ass lizard needs to shut up”, said by Greed, his hand on Bido’s head, his other hand pointing outwards. End ID.]

[image description: two screencaps of greed with text edited onto them. The first showsGreed holds his hand in front of his sunglasses and face, with the text: “Thug life”. The second is of Greed reaching his hands out, a welcoming smile on his face, with the text: “More like hug life. Come here!” End ID]

[image description: screencaps focusing Ling Yao with tumblr posts edited on.

1. “Hold me closer tiny bastard” by @ paulryanfatnutsjutsu for Ling Yao hugging an angry Edward Elric.

2. “Why is ‘in cahoots with’ not a relationship option on Facebook” by @ fraternityboy over Ling and Lan Fan standing on a roof together.

3. “I made a fool of myself today and I will make a fool of myself tomorrow. Good night” by @ jumex for when Alphonse picks up Ling after finding him collapsed in an alley.

4. “Tarot reading but no matter how many cards I pick I just keep drawing the fool” by @ generalgrievousdatingsim for a grinning ling.

5. “My favourite type of characters are ‘they’re not dumb but they are a dumbass’” by @ bummedout-bisexual for Ling holding out a long food receipt.

6. “Once I figure out how to hold a conversation, it’s friendship for you bitches” by @ mistocho for Ling watching Edward and Alphonse talk.

7. “this was not how I was expecting to spend my teenage years” by @ halogenic for Ling holding a sword in his mouth, blood on his cheek.

8. “2 wrongs don’t make a right but 2 stupid birches make a genius” by @ kristina100000 for Edward and Ling walking together, lost, after going through gluttony’s portal.

9. “my boyfriend and I were eating nachos and he was struggling to get the good stuff on his chip so I use my chip to push it on his and he stopped and looked up at me and said “this is the type of support I need in a relationship”” by @ connoraustin for Edward and Ling in Gluttony’s portal.

10. “Young man, the world will soon be destroyed, I said young man, prepare to scream at the void” by @ peanutscratch over Ling and Greed both screaming. End ID.]

[image descriptions: 3 sets of two edits for Edward, Alphonse and Roy Mustang. The first image of each set shows the character edited over the name.

The second shows a key word besides the character. Edward, showing a thumbs up, is ‘Bestie’. Alphonse, clapping, is ‘beloved’. Roy, lying among sacks and rubbish, is ‘bastard’.

Dividers, a heart between two horizontal lines, separate the characters. End ID.]

[image description: a photo of Roy Mustang holding up a philosopher’s stone from the live action film edited to have the ‘Fruit Gushers’ logo on the side. End ID.]

[image description: an four part edit to show text messages over Envy and Greed.

Envy: Dude I think I have ligma.

Greed: Holy shit isn’t that like sugma

Envy: What‘s sugma?

The final panel shows the ellipsis to indicate ‘typing’ with a close up of Greed grinning maniacally. End ID.]

[image description: edits of Onion Headlines onto Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood screencaps.

1. Edward and Ling, with the headline “Best friends secretly think of the other as sidekick.”

2. The Roy Mustang picture from the final credits as “Entire room mentally shaving man’s facial hair.”

3. A very panicked Edward Elric talking to Winry as “10-year-old denies girl-liking allegations.”

4. Riza Hawkeye holding a gun after Roy Mustang confronted Scar in the rain as “Report: average male 4000% less effective in fights than they imagine.

5. Greedling looking over Central on the final day as “Man realises he’s beginning to stand for something.”

6. Eliza and Gracia at Maes Huges’ funal as “Daddy put in bye-bye box.”

7. Breda, Havoc, Mustang, Hawkeye, Black Hayate, Fuery and Falman as “Entire Precinct made up on loose cannons.”

8. Hohenheim looking at Ed as “Dad’s been on a parenting kick lately.”

9. Ling Yao kneeling as he talks to Mei Chang about supporting her clan when he’s emperor as “father’s dying wish a real hassle.”

10. Edward Elric showing off his alchemy at Reole as “Nation impressed by feats of very strong little boy. End ID.]

[image description: an edit split into four squares. The first shows Winry and Edward and is captioned “girlboss x malewife.” The second shows Edward and Ling Yao as “malewife x malewife.” The third is Winry and Paninya as “girlboss x girlboss.” The final quarter is of Edward Elric with a thumbs up, captioned “I see no difference. Love is Love. End ID.]

almost time

[image description: a panel from the Fullmetal Alchemist showing Greed, hand on his mouth, saying “It’s Pride.” while Darius and Heinkel, both concerned, look at him. It has been edited to have the rainbow pride flag as the backdrop. End ID]