fullmetal pipsqueak

Based on this tweet. Also the thrilling sequel to this post.

[image description: three panel, black and white comic.

1. Bido, to Greed: “What do you call a fly with no wings?”

2. Greed, panicking, sweats and holds out a hand: “Bido, don’t—”

Bido, grinning: “a walk!”

3. Greed and Bido drown in masses of dogs excitedly running. Among the dogs is Dolcetto, his eyes, nose and hair peeping through. Greed is wide-eyed, reaching his hand up, Bido’s eyes are empty circles, and he reaches out to stop himself falling. End ID.]

[image description: a tumblr post edited to have drawings represent Greed saying them.

The first post is by thyrell, saying: “everyone on this website except me needs to shut up”. It’s made to look like a speech bubble from Greed drawn underneath, holding a finger up.

A reblog by crimegoku reads: *sticks to you*. This speech bubble comes from Bido, smiling as he clings onto Greed’s leg.

Thyrell replies: “everyone on this website except me and this swag ass lizard needs to shut up”, said by Greed, his hand on Bido’s head, his other hand pointing outwards. End ID.]

[image description: a three panel comic.

1. Bido, wearing a cape of the pride and the trans flag, saying “aw thanks! Happy pride month Mr Greed!”. Greed stands besides him, wearing bracelets in the bi pride flag colours.

2. A closeup of Greed saying “why should that bastard have a whole month to himself.”

3. Martel, with a lesbian pride pin on her jacket, says “happy greed month, boss” to a grinning greed. Bido stands besides them holding his pride cloak. End ID.]