What?

Um, actually, the line is "you're going to need a bigger boat" ☝️

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lost as tiktoks part two

oh my god finally I found it, the original audio

years I have spent convinced the other video wasn't the original source with absolutely no evidence and now I am vindicated

@gattmammon we have been deceived...

It was deceit in the name of good (him face) so now we have TWO him faces to see...

THEE him face...

Unmute !

Hank-isms supercut from HBO's Barry (2018-2023)

By the way, this is why bright or unusual colours have been a sign of wealth for almost all of human history

Pigments and dyes take a lot of heckin work

I love how, when the blue becomes a bit blown out and flat, you can see the moment the camera gave up on trying to represent the actual color and said sorry, this is the bluest I got (yes like in that one Tom Scott video about the pinkest pink)

- Left-wing deputies of the newly formed French parliament refusing to shake hand with the member of the far-right tasked with guarding the ballot

David Tennant's two kids asking him who his favorite child is and his response

The elephant is making those chirps because they’re excited at the noise the drum makes. Some zoos give their elephants drums or horns to play with if they noticed they like making noise/“are musically inclined”. Shanthi of the Smithsonian Zoo became an internet sensation for her compositions on the harmonica:

Day 783 of reblogging videos of elephants.

Oh my goodness, the happy elephant chirps. I was dying from the level of cuteness.

The Boy and the Hooded Crow (1884) by Akseli Gallen-Kallela (1865-1931, Finnish)

My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.

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Shoebill

#i know i've reblogged this before#but i forget the punchline#and it floored me again

the end of this hit me like a truck

Wants to be a criminal but too small to commit crimes 😔

@bergamotbitsj

I’ve been noticing some confusion in the notes regarding what culture this is, so here’s some more info!

The girl in the video is Sámi. The Sámi are an indigenous people from the region of Sápmi, which encompasses northern parts of Norway, Sweden, Finland and Russia.

The traditional clothing of Sámi people look different depending on which area tradition they belong to. This girl is north Sámi and she’s wearing a Lyngen dress (ivgu gákti in the north Sámi language), which means her family/ancestors came from Lyngen, Norway. Lyngen’s proximity to the sea made fishing a common means of livelihood for the Sámi living there, which earned them the name “sea Sámi”.

The girl in the video mentions that Sámi people get harassed a lot on the 17th of May, which is the Constitutional Day / National Day of Norway.

Sidenote, "Und der Sinn dahinter?" is such a satisfying way of saying "... Why?"

(Edited because my German was terrible)