life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

"Uncle Benadryl's one minute rice" one minute what? awake? left to live?

New Tumblr is now such that I cannot just go to the post with the recipe but must reblog the gatorade and uncle benadryl if I ever hope to make rice with coconut cream.

we won

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

congratulations tumblr! here is your car:

lord the peasants are so loud today

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

Dave Grohl has been featured on the polls 4 times with 4 different bands! Which one is the best song so far?

self portrait

hang in there guys

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams

There’s always been something deeply wrong with this place.

I guess I gotta give one story too.

One time there was a post that was criticizing Tiktok’s beauty anti-aging fads by saying that aging is a natural process and to go against it is pretty much pointless. (I will call them Op)

Then someone (I will call them A for safety reasons) reblogged the post, saying that aging is a disease that is terrible and Op is completely wrong. Op clowned on A by saying their opinion is stupid and does not make sense, which made A then doubled down and, in turn, more people clowned on A.

Eventually, A freaked out on their blog due to that post. Their arguments literally went in so many directions and eventually claimed that aging, the natural process that all living things go through, is antisemitic.

A deleted their blog after that, and I never saw them again.

Testing out the new tumblr photoset feature. 

People were mentioning gifsets.

Did you know… I made the very first one?

Tumblr announced a new “photoset” feature and they mainly intended it as a way to post a bunch of still images.

And I was like, does it work with GIFs?

I made this and then it inspired a ton of other people to do creative things with multiple GIFs.

My favorite was this one.

actual world heritage post

having a tumblr blog is for those of us who could never manage to keep a diary for more than two weeks when we were twelve

Put a / in the year you were born, so we will have an average age

This is what we did before polls, when we could still edit posts

stone age tumblr utilizing primitive tools

tumblr in 2067

tumblr is so weird because like it FEELS small but then your favorite character loses a fandom poll bracket to a character you’ve never heard of in ur life and suddenly it’s like oh this hellsite is CROWDED crowded

It always feels like this site has maybe a 5 thousand users.

And then a poll gets half a million votes and you realize that you’re actually living in a small neighborhood and other people live on the other side of the highway from you.

if you tag me in a chain post and i don't do it it's not because i hate you it's because i am very lazy. i love you thank you for tagging me.

Goncharov coming third in tumblr's top 100 movies of 2023 is so damn funny. Imagine being a film studio exec who spent millions making some of the other 97 movies listed below it only to be beaten by a film that cost exactly zero dollars to make and doesn't exist

Reblog for a larger sample size.