What?

I love this so much

Actually the devil lives on earth in the form of a landlord who doesn’t allow pets

I thought this was a joke but it’s not and I wish it were

Hell world

Whoops I appear to have left my extremely powerful rare earth magnet on top of Amazon alexa

Landlord tears are among few things that make me happy these days

already knew landlords were bastards but reading that landlord tell fuck knows how many people to sell their cars, spend all their retirement savings, borrow from friends and family, and pay their rent before they fucking FEED THEMSELVES because “it’s more important to have a roof over your head than buy groceries” and “your money goes to pay my mortgage” really hit differently this time ……im pretty sure the guillotine jokes are 99% jokes but bro if you’re going to extort money from people who cant work without risking them and their children’s lives and threaten them and their families with homelessness during a worldwide pandemic? you honestly can fuck around and find out

So I can only find shit about this guy on tumblr (if you find out its misinformation please lmk), and apparently the guy who posted it apologized and quit when his business partner confronted him, but this is what I’m referring to:

hey landlord buddy that sucks btw where’s that (1) of the places of living you own that you actually use, which I’m also supposed to starve and risk my life and the lives of my family to pay for, while you sit on your ass and throw my neighbors on the streets to almost certainly catch and spread COVID-19 and die+cause untold other deaths? Thoughts of peace and courage for you too asshole turn on your fucking location

well sometimes life just isn’t fucking fair to the idle rich who get their livelihood for contributing nothing to the economy and controlling a basic human right, is it

It really shouldn’t be illegal to kill your landlord.

#RentStrike

Also be sure to reach out to your local tenants union to organize the strike, doing it by yourself is incredibly difficult. If you’re in LA like me, go here https://latenantsunion.org/en/, if not look up your city + tenants union, or the largest city near you + tenants union. If that fails, reach out to a tenants union that you can get into contact with and have them send you advice. Good luck and happy organizing :)

I can’t find any evidence that this is real, but if it is, it’s shitty af.

Saw this bullshit on my town Facebook page