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@ximajs / ximajs.tumblr.com

Jonas (he/him). ISTP/INTP. Bi. Norwegian. Librarian. Things I post about: youtube, doctor who, ofmd, dracula daily, literature, aesthetics, lgbt stuff and more!
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fluentisonus

one of my favorite genres of guy I come across all the time is "middle age man who had a thing with a guy when he was younger but then fell in love with the woman he's still married to & so never thought about it again"

these guys will:

  • drop this information completely out of the blue (to them this is a thing everyone does)
  • be really interested when you tell them about bisexuality but cheerfully miss any way this could apply to them
  • tell you it was "fun" and they had "a great time", and often that it lasted weeks months or even years
  • tell you about how great their wife is
  • go back to talking about city ordinances or whatever
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faelapis

also greg is the most bisexual-coded cartoon dad ever

so greg you're telling me your conservative family doesnt approve of your musical awakening coming from a naked gay icon in gnc/drag makeup and they want to send you to the military but you ran away and changed your name and ended up with a musical aesthetic best described as indie glam rock dad with a non-binary space alien gf instead? das crazy, tell me more about how straight you are

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lizardlicks
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I know we don’t get happily ever afters in real life. I’m a hopeless romantic, not a total fucking idiot. As my friend, Russell, said to me once, “Even with the happiest couples, one of you dies first.” But first there is such unalloyed joy. We went to the supermarket yesterday and we were wandering around and, at one point, he took my hand, because that’s the kind of thing he does. And instantly, I got flustered. Residual anxiety. Remembrance of past battery. Enduring scars. Even though I know I’m hardly likely to get my head kicked in by the salad bar, PDAs can still make me nervous. And then he said, gentle as anything, and I’m not going to do the accent… “If there’s a gay kid in here with his folks, frightened that he’s a freak, don’t you think that it might give him hope, seeing two guys wandering around, being themselves, getting their groceries, like everyone else?” If happiness is a place… it’s the biscuit aisle in Sainsbury’s. And anywhere else I am with him.
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vampsidhe69

😭😭😭

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yknow it took a meme for me to realize every member of greenday is bisexual however, i also didnt really look at pictures of the band greenday before that and like

how was this ever a question? like no shade but this group is like if danny elfman, american flavored gerard way and the “i will find you and i will kill you” guy got blasted with an emo fruitification beam and formed a band

I’m absolutely obsessed with “American flavored Gerard Way” as though Gerard Way wasn’t quite literally born in the godforsaken state of New Jersey

HES NOT BRITISH??????

OP do you live in a bubble or something?

you wish you were me living in my beautiful bubble home with my beautiful bubble wife. you wish

listening to “boulevard of broken dreams” it’s hard for me to imagine any more likely place for him to be from than new jersey

I don’t know how to tell you this but Gerard Way did not write Boulevard of Broken Dreams

March 28, 2021

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kiofs

“why bother writing bisexual characters if they just end up in a m/f relationship”

my dude

my guy

my pal

stop talking forever

Oh I have never reblogged faster in my life

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hugealienpie

Watching my bi friends’ identities get erased when they‘re in m/f relationships makes me think it’s even MORE important to write bi characters in m/f relationships and then be REALLY BLATANT about the fact that one or both of them is bi.

I had a bi friend who was dating a girl and when he said anything about being bi she would laugh and say “that doesn’t matter cuz you’re with me”. Never been so happy to hear a friend broke up with a partner

As a bi woman who’s in a m/f relationship, who’s favorite oc is a bi man in a m/f relationship. This is very important to me!

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snakewife

husband kissed me this morning and murmured “mlm/wlw solidarity[1]” which is frankly the entire point of bi folks of different genders ending up together

[1] pronounced mlem and wooloowoo

oh my god the Owl and the Pussycat were bi

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prokopetz

I might call myself a bisexual disaster, but in all honesty I’m more of a bisexual mishap – maybe a bisexual fiasco at best.

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that-house

Legit bisexual apocalypse. Living the dream.

Okay, not to word nerd all over my own post, but:

While the word “apocalypse” – from the Ancient Greek ἀποκάλυψις, apokálypsis – is often associated with the end of the world due to its use in Christian eschatology, its literal meaning is an uncovering (of previous hidden knowledge).

Which means that technically, coming out as bisexual is, in fact, a bisexual apocalypse.

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