What?

Go cheer yourselves up, ladies. The comments are absolutely inspired.

Jesus Christ

@am-i-the-asshole-official

So, to answer some questions/comments...

Obviously, the deed is done. I made the food with cumin (it was a curry, btw, and some roasted carrots).

Dickwad said that curry was "a disgusting [racial slur's] food" so he didn't want any anyways. Don't know what his thoughts were on the carrots (edited to say carrots, I made a chili that did not contain any cumin)

I DID tell everyone that both dishes contained cumin before even setting them down, and I placed them on a separate counter to avoid cross-contamination. I thought that was a given in the post but I guess not. I know how bad food allergies can get. Part of how I got so good at cooking was because my sister has so many allergies and my parents refused to cater to her.

For everyone saying that I'm messing with HIS food - it isn't his fucking food. If I sprinkled cumin on his plate, that's his food. It's like going to a buffet and being upset that there's something you don't like there. Jacob's mom hates pumpkin pie but that doesn't stop anyone from bringing it. Jacob is lactose intolerant but that doesn't stop anyone in the house from bringing dairy dishes.

After Dickwad left Jacob's dad (Dickwad's brother) said he was glad that Dickwad couldn't eat it and patted me on the back and said I "did the right thing." Jacob's mom said it was mean but not much else, and Tim gave me a stern talking to in the car.

@am-i-the-asshole-official I have MORE context

So, Tim found this post and thought he, Jacob, and I should all update it. I've accepted that I was the asshole, regardless of what Jacob and Jacob's dad thought, but Jacob wanted to give his explanation as to why he thought it was okay as well as some events that transpired after Thanksgiving

Some D&D party is out there playing the coolest campaign ever.

I saw this when it was posted! Some highlights from the comments:

On the topic of English people being shitheads towards Welsh people - This fucking dude today on AITA

Yeah pretty sure we're all hoping for a divorce on this one lol

how did this fucker say it's "not as bad as it sounds" and then somehow end up being even worse than it sounds by the fourth sentence

Further updates, I couldn't resist looking this one up.

Character development.

I read an AITA post a few weeks back about a woman who liked having snacks in the bath when she's had a long day (a result of residual trauma iirc - the bath was her safe space). Her brand new husband of three weeks, a man twice her age who had no job, made her pay all of his bills and do all housework, and spent all day every day gaming because he wanted to make it as a Twitch streamer, had always been fine with this; but, on the day in question, had whisked her bath snacks out of her hands as she was on her way to the bathroom and tried to bin them, telling her it was time to 'break her of that filthy habit in his home'. She told him if he ever actually paid anything towards the house she owns outright he might get a say, took her snacks back, and had her lovely bath. He was since giving her the silent treatment.

(Obviously the judgement was an avalanche of 'NTA and also he's abusing you', which she agreed with, and decided to kick him out, so happy ending.)

Anyway I told my husband about this and he was outraged. "I would never do that!" he told me, furious. "I would find it adorable if you had bath snacks!"

Since then, every time I try to have a bath (which I only do as a rare treat) after about ten minutes there has been an anxious scrabbling at the bathroom door.

"Elanor!" he says. "Do you have bath snacks? Do you need anything?"

My answer is irrelevant. He brings me wine and poptarts. Now I have bath snacks. I'm a bath snacks person. Last time he was literally sleeping on the sofa when I went for the bath. Somehow this still happened. I now have an eager bathroom butler. How did this happen. I have never been so decadent yet bewildered.

NTA-you stood up for your son

congrats on being my hero

Omg, this note though:

Go cheer yourselves up, ladies. The comments are absolutely inspired.

I love this so much

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/la3xpq/aita_for_telling_my_boyfriends_coworker_that_were/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

putting serious thought into this one before being utterly blindsided by the ending

Yeah my name is Tim, short for OpTIMus Prime

[id: tags saying "wait wait i wanna know where they plan on using their full name, why'd you cut it off"]

answer: THEIR WEDDING.

I can't describe to you the emotion I would feel if I was hanging out with my friend Tim and he was like "hey we've been friends for a while now I want to show you something," and he hands me his driver's license, upon which I read "Optimus Prime Jones"

If your modern Javert Derailed AU doesn’t feature him downloading the Reddit app in a fugue state and posting, unedited, the longest and most controversial inquiry r/AmItheAsshole has ever seen, dni

This is the funniest Les Mis shitpost I've seen in a while

Why is this not on the post itself???

Im crying rn

#someone funnier than me needs to come up with the post title

“AITA for pledging myself to the law?” and then you see the post preview & the first sentence is like “The criminal fugitive (62M) who for 17 years has evaded justice and hounded my (52M) existence has just saved me from being executed by college students”

FEAR.JPEG

The original post was deleted BUT I checked the Wayback Machine and you can actually find a copy of the original post there and folks it is a WILD one.

"AITA? My (36M) girlfriend (22F)" YTA

Weaponized incompetence my ass just weaponize it back. Once my dad tries to pull the “but I don’t know how to clean the counters as well as you” on my mom and she said “ok honey I’ll show you” and she made him stand in the kitchen and watch her clean the counters. Then she pulled out a bottle of chocolate syrup and proceeded to spray the entire kitchen in chocolate, hand him the sponge and said “okay now it’s your turn”

This mom sounds so unpleasant to be around idk why her daughter even invited her in the first place

I think my found the comment that perfectly sums up why this lady got on my nerves so much

(Also link to the og post)

I just found someone sharing this on twitter, so sorry that I don't have the link but omg

Gaslight that bitch straight into the asylum