mouthporn.net
@xiayane on Tumblr
Avatar

A secret makes a woman woman

@xiayane / xiayane.tumblr.com

Well... I'm from Germany, 20 years old
Avatar
reblogged

I’m sorry if you follow me for actual content most of my stuff is stupid jokes in messy sketch form

additionally the variant text for the first one: “he can’t return to the wild I got my scent all over him” “I fed him once now he’s imprinted and won’t survive”

wolfwood: hehe boyfriend

Avatar
reblogged
Avatar
limesicle

More VashWood Modern AU, which I will now call Gunsmoke University AU lmao

This is after their relationship has been established, so second year? third year? idk yet. Vash, Knives, and Wolfwood are housemates, and it’s probably bad for everyone…and yes, Knives is a decent person in this AU. Livio lives across the street.

Avatar
reblogged
Avatar
kuuhaiyu

“is this love?”, a piece i drew for my friend’s zine: what yaoi changed YOUR life?

Avatar
reblogged

i’m really late T__T here’s the twins

Avatar
reblogged
Avatar
lunian

Zeus is playing favorites once again too obviously for every other kid

cant wait to meet Apollo ngl

Avatar
reblogged

Small Thanzag romance dialogue/scene redraw… ^_^ I need to get it out of my system huhu 

Avatar
reblogged

siblings weeee 

Avatar
Avatar
equalistmako

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

Avatar
prokopetz

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

Avatar
iguanamouth

oh god theres art

@altadude you know what must be done.

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

Avatar
magickspills

I apologize to all my followers for this

if i had to read this you do too

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

………

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

Tis the season bitches

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

Avatar
logan-exe

Why is this on my dash?

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

“maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance” is an incredibly profound quote and I did NOT expect to get it from a Grinch x Tony the Tiger post

“maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance”

Why is it that all really metal quotes on tumblr are all from really absurdly odd places?

Avatar
reblogged
Avatar
khytal

#notmyapollo

we’ve all seen phoenix as zag

now consider a silly isekai hades au where the waa get stuck on olympus but phoenix is sent to the underworld bc he defied death way too many times, and the gods can bring them home but hades won’t let phoenix leave

Avatar
reblogged
Avatar
tuinendraws

Inktober day 18: Misfit

In which the saga of me loving armor knights continues. Hilda in heavy armor is an absolute monster and I started making her fight all the tournaments when I realized it was the surest way to victory.

She is probably going to make Claude do all of her homework for a month for this.

(And apologies for misspelling Bernadetta’s name over there, noticed it a bit too late.)

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.
mouthporn.net