If you could instantly be granted fluency in 5 languages—not taking away your existing language proficiency in any way, solely a gain—what 5 would you choose?
please reblog this post and put your sexuality and how you prefer your coffee in the tags! (or your hot drink of choice if u dont like coffee) im curious
Introvert Mbti Bingo *not mine
Reblog this and put in the tags ur favourite fruit, sexuality and star sign.
reblog this post and RANK the following things: bread, potatoes, rice, pasta
are you a forest or beach person? a thunderstorm or sunny person? a spring or autumn person? a vanilla or honey scented person?
I’m always a slut for libraries with beautiful architecture
If you have a cat please reblog this with its name please and thank you
kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”
no you cant. you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper. i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A. you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies
skinny jeans are not over, i will never go back to wearing bootcut, fuck bootcut jeans what the fuck do you do with all that space near your ankles
moon or stars? gold or silver? strawberries or blueberries? summer or winter? rose gold or pastel blue? roman mythology or greek mythology? long hair or short hair? tv series or movies?
IxxJ Friends
~ Based on our INTJ, INFJ, ISTJ and ISFJ squad ~
ISFJ - Complains about his lack of romantic life 24/7. - Only likes doing / watching / reading stuff that makes him feel good. - Always cheerful, never happy. - Absolute bookworm. - Seems shy and friendly. - Judgmental. - Awesome fashion style. - Hair is always on point. - Can’t watch a show or read a book if he dislikes the main characters. - Also emo trash™.
Common phrases include: - “But that’s not practical”. - “Don’t think about it so much”. - “Learn from me”. - “We are cleaning up right now”. -“That’s adorable”
INFJ - Witty and sharp humor 24/7. - Emo trash™. - All the yes to fictional worlds. - Awesome writer. - Her characters are more likable and complex than most real people. - Better psychologist than 80% of professionals. - Loves video games. - Needs to be in the mood in order to do something smoothly. - Understands anyone better than they understand themselves. - Master puzzle solver. - Whenever she does something moral but stupid, she compares herself to James Kirk to feel validated
Common phrases include: - “I was joking" - “That is hilarious, dude”. - “*Explanation about how she started saying something in an ironic way, and how she is now doing it unironically*”. - “Everything is meaningless. I wish I was dead”. - “Fuck you, too”.
ISTJ - Very busy person. - Everything is scheduled (revenge included). - Prefers to read non-fiction. - Nerdy af. - Learns physics in their free time. -Quotes Spock in random situations. - Very practical and driven.
Common phrases include: “I already did it”. “*Smiling in a very sweet and frightening way* Well, they shouldn’t have done that”. “World domination is the best solution” “You have to see this”.
INTJ - If it doesn’t teach you anything then what’s the point? - Either so driven that they ignore physical needs, or so demotivated that they can only exist in the dark™. - Once investigated intensively to find out if it was really true that Heavy Metal had a bad influence on mental health. - Dark humour, which increases exponentially with INFJ’s presence. - Likes bullying ISFJ, gets bullied by ISTJ. - Existential crisis at least twice a week. - Seems serious and intimidating on the outside, the social anxiety is real on the inside. - 🎵Animals are better than people🎵
Moto: If I can understand it, I can fix it.
Shared characteristics - Avoid crowds and noisy people. - Avoid people in general. - 99% of our meet ups are in either one of our homes. - Allergic to stupidity. - Perfectionism™. - Different manifestations of condescendence
Interactions: ISTJ: - Shows them a meme trash™ video
INFJ: - Has already seen the same meme trash™ video 10 times.
ISFJ: - Can be mildy amused about the meme trash™ video. Will complain anyways to put his own video of liking.
INTJ: - Doesn’t get and/or hates the meme trash™ video. Pretends to enjoy it.
(Bonus: INFJ notices)
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reblog this and put the age you realised you were not straight in the tags
shoutout to the blue hoodie ive had for five years. love you blue hoodie
Much love to all the favorite hoodies out there
everybody reblog this and tell me about your favourite hoodie in the tags
@cognitive-exper-ti-se Well, the ESFJ one’s true.
I’m ESTP and ESTJ lol
would you rather explore...
- ancient ruins or a dead mall
- deep space or the deep ocean
- a fully automated candy factory or an artisan wood carver’s cabin
- the past or the future
- a perfectly kept greenhouse or a densely packed pine tree forest