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#i'm dying – @xenoshadel on Tumblr
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All we need are the moon & stars to see each other

@xenoshadel / xenoshadel.tumblr.com

Ao3 | twitter| ko-fi?| Em|23|♀|♒|INFJ|ace| whole lotta Nintendo + occasional anime and cats Sometimes I write fanfics and throw them here, and I love my OCs too much. My personality is in the tags, but feel free to talk to me! c: Icon by the darling @artnyarn and side image by @yuruya
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kashidoodles
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sappho-official
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sappho-official

Like there’s just…so many levels to this

  1. He’s a businessman holding a sword 
  2. He’s in front of the ocean 
  3.  It’s in black and white 
  4. He’s in like, a fencing stance? For some reason?
  5. He’s holding what I think is an arming sword?? Completely all kinds of incorrectly?????? It’s too heavy to be used like that, what the hell man
  6.  His left hand looks like he’s doing a jazz hand

For just $575 you can use this image for your business! And if you do, please tell me what the hell your business is.

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tropicalhomestead

Don’t talk to me or my Extreme Executive Fencing & Beach Soft Shoe League ever again.

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scarecrow-hero

Not to mention the sort of heavenly glow that surrounds this man. The aura emanating from him is proof that he… …..means business…. 

#hey this hits all the right aesthetic points#I'm dying#sweet queues
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