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Queen of Obscene

@xenazeitgeist / xenazeitgeist.tumblr.com

XENA ZEIT-GEIST Founder/Artistic Director at The Society of Sin Burlesque & Variety The Queen of Obscene. Second-cousin to Lucifer himself. Almost certainly a witch. I write things and do comedy things in addition to taking my (very sparkly) clothes off for money and social gain. I like covering myself in blood and candle wax for kicks. A few of my favorite things include: pizza, cats, books, rhinestones, lesbian erotica. If I’m not constantly making things, I will die. Weird stuff is my favorite.
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Sometimes you’re having a lovely day and suddenly a random dude that you have one Facebook friend in common with sends you a totally unsolicited dick pic out of the blue. And your first response may be to block this person, or if you’re me, it may be to screen shot the message and send it to his wife and then send him 100 dick pics back. LET IT BE KNOWN THAT MAY 15, 2014 SHALL FOREVER BE KNOWN AS THE DAY OF 100 DICK PICS. (Added some stickers to make the conversation more SFW)

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