Matt: Xena, wake up! I want to make you feel like a princess! Me: 😴😴😴 Matt: *throws handfuls of barely on me like confetti, takes a pack of gold-wrapped condoms, fashions them into a crown and puts it on my head* Me: !?!?!?!?! Matt: You're a princess! Have a good day, princess! I have to go to work now! Me: ...Looks like someone is going to work drunk today. 👑🍾👑🍾👑🍾👑🍾👑🍾👑🍾👑🍾👑
