Hi, I’m Xena! You may know me from pouring hot wax on myself and shooting sparks out of my pussy with an angle grinder. What you may not know about me is that I’m a regular ordinary hot tattooed space witch just like you. Yes, I am beautiful and deeply magical, but I also make mistakes—mistakes like running out of blue rhinestones when I was 90% done stoning this angle grinder so that a panel on the front just doesn’t have stones for no reason even though I’ve been performing with it for a few years and definitely could have fixed it by this point. It’s silly and I’m pretty sure there’s no way that the crowd can even see this mistake, but I get so mad at myself every time I notice it. 😖 Is there something in your life that’s probably super minor that the rest of the world prob isn’t even noticing that you’re beating yourself up about? Maybe today is the day that we take a deep breath and let that shit go 🖤😘🖤 . . . . . . . . #perfectlyimperfect #backstage #grinder #grindergirl #nolaburlesque #badgirlsofburlesque #badgirl #redlipstick #rhinestones #badbitch #burlesque #burlesqueperformer #backstageselfie #showgirllife (at House of Blues New Orleans)