boo, you whore

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

“but I stay silly!”

thinking abt how jinx told sevika she gave silco his injections because "he was a big crybaby and didn't want to do it himself." thinking abt how we know silco has given himself his injections plenty of times without issue. thinking abt how silco took in a little girl who could never do anything right, who could never be trusted with anything important because she'd fuck it up, who was a jinx, and told her "I trust you enough to put this needle in my eye." thinking abt how vulnerable of a position silco put himself in just to make jinx feel safe and loved.

Backshots...? No, I could never strike my enemy whilst he isn't looking. It would be most dishonorable

"i love complex queer identities" you guys couldn't even handle frank n furter

when im playing a game alone and theres danger i am quiet and stoic, by necessity. when im playing with friends and theres danger i start screaming and sqwuaking like a chimp to communicate over long distance that there is danger and i am distressed. This is because humans are social animals who evolved to live in groups and signal to eachother when herobrine is there

so ur at the party right and there’s this girl in the corner with another girl on a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says “this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily” and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say “oh that’s nice” and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask “does she know any tricks?” so the girl says “come on girl, show ‘em” and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw

About seven and a half years ago, I was #cancelled for making essentially the same post as OP.

Dude, human pet guy sir, I don’t think you were making the same post as OP

tim curry backstage of rocky horror photographed by joe gaffney x

imho the fandom has always assumed jayce would sell viktor out for 1 cornchip or projected gleeful violence into his actions in a way that simply isn't true. "Jayce is going to exile viktor" "Jayce is going to stand with the piltover occupation and hunt viktor down" "Jayce is going to betray viktor" -- I really don't understand the thought process here and why this take is so popular.

The guy who kicked out the president so viktor could do black magic is going to turn on him? The guy who negotiated for the independence of Zaun after ONE WEEK of seeing corruption games play out is going to exile his partner of god knows how many years????????

The guy who literally tells silco "I am trying to save your people from annihilation" is the all-evil monster lurking in the shadows? let's take a minute to unpack. We didn't watch the same show

heart - shaped scallion found In pho . reblog for good luck & yummy soup 500000 forwver

Can't risk passing this up <3

having viral posts is all fun and games until you have clowns in your mentions being like "well, op, i bet you also didn't know THIS" [haughtily explains something i absolutely would and do know] like add whatever to my posts that you think is informative just don't direct it at ME! i know! i just didn't include it in the post i made in 20 seconds because i didn't think 30,000 of you would see it!

i love these tags. WHAT was your viral post i need to know so badly.

some of our collective suffering

free healthcare should include teeth actually

ur telling me a ginger bred this man 😶‍🌫️

fools. ill be generous and give this post 100 notes before no one sees it ever again. 10000? tis utterly foolish