@x-moosifer / x-moosifer.tumblr.com
if you see me wandering the windswept moors and highlands in nothing but a nightgown plastered to my skin with rain, wailing and wringing my hands as i stumble over the already mud-trodden hem, i ask that you do NOT approach. i will be FINE. i just need to work through some stuff & be dramatic first. please respect that.
It just feels so heartbreaking every time you’re your true self and someone rejects it or criticizes it. It’s like throwing water on a candle. But we will always reignite, we must.
good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.
this for real fucking works
He's been salted on!
Tired limbs active brain
Witches On Tinder
Just the vocal delivery on its own is funny every time
People should use this text embellishment more
The magpie who fishes stars
SON MISTAKE: In teaching my cat son boy the command "out"- intended to mean, "emerge from the enclosed space"- I have unwittingly trained him to understand that if I open a box, cupboard, cabinet, or fridge in his presence, he need only rush inside and stay there, firmly planted with his wide wet baby eyes, and he will surely be granted the opportunity to earn a delightful little treat
PROS: My darling son WILL emerge from the microwave as soon as I ask!
CONS: My son will be in the microwave. Until I ask
ripley :)
Drawing whatever you want to forever! – Guest Submission
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don’t look at me yet dude i’m still rendering
being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like
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choose your fav fruit snake
