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And because I'm spoiling you tonight, it's a Tiny Chumps double bill.

Last weekend they held a belated Bonfire Night display down on the Tiny Chumps Farm. Whilst James did all the pre-ignition checks and tried to ensure the event was safe and entertaining for all, Jeremy in particular decided to make things go with a bang.

(Although this was drawn last weekend, I didn't want to post something silly on Remembrance weekend because it didn't feel like the right thing to do, so it's now a bit late but I think that's OK)

Tonight was the BBC's annual charity fundraiser Children In Need, and having a bit more time on their hands now, the Tiny Chumps decided to undertake some sponsored events and raise some money for a good cause. Richard went on a sponsored walk, Jeremy was... encouraged... to do a sponsored silence.

As for James, he decided to spend the day in a bathtub full of Spam and beans. It's not clear whether this was a sponsored event or just a typical Friday for him.

I literally thought of the third one and then it manifested in the notes

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The Tiny Chumps are celebrating Halloween with another trip to the movies. This year they're dressing up as the Sanderson Sisters, though being the Tiny Chumps, they had to put their own spin on it... so their version is not so much Disney's Hocus Pocus as Ford Focus Pocus!

I've actually been toying with the idea of this for quite some time and I never quite had a punchline for it until a couple of days ago. And, as usual, when it hit me, I couldn't believe it took me so long. So I hope you like this seasonal slice of silliness. Happy Halloween!

Now the dust has settled, the Tiny Chumps were at a bit of a loose end, but Mr Wilman had a suggestion for them - at this time of year, celebrities with nothing better do get the Strictly treatment, so they should swap their driving shoes for dancing shoes. They still managed to get the wrong end of the stick though; in their world, "Strictly" means "Strictly No Parking".

Here, they're really getting into the swing of things, with Richard giving it the full Fred Astaire, Jeremy as a maraca-toting salsa king, and James... well, nobody's completely certain whether he's ready to rumba or he's just turned up wearing his pyjamas.

After 22 years of adventures, chaos, cars, and ups and downs, the Big Chumps brought their career together to a close with One for the Road. It was a perfect finale, and a moment to look back at where it all began.

And in true Tiny Chumps style, I've done a little doodle to mark the moment (and good grief, Richard's shirt from his first episode of Top Gear was... um... a strong fashion choice).

But fear not - the Tiny Chump Adventures will not be disappearing into the sunset any time soon. They've only been going since 2016, so they've got a long way to go before they catch up!

all workers should go on strike forever until these motherfuckers stop making these fucking steaming hot pile of garbage opinion pieces

fuck it. post gustave doré octopus blowjob

'gilliat struggles with the giant octopus'. well if thats what the kids are calling it these days

Liz Truss is struggling to come to terms with being ousted from her uber-safe seat in South West Norfolk, with her successor claiming that she is refusing to hand over casework due to ‘data protection laws’.

The ex-PM took the Portillo moment of the 2024 UK General Election after she was defeated in East Anglia by Terry Jeremy in a humiliating blow to her already beleaguered political career.

Speaking to Byline Times, Jeremy said he has been unable to get a full handover from Truss on casework, as is convention. Instead, Truss is citing ‘data protection laws’ as means to keep important cases to herself.

“Nothing has been handed over to me. I have had residents forward previous emails independently, but that’s them being diligent. There’s been nothing from Truss’s team,” he said.

(Shared by Spotted News Official on Instagram).

This woman was actually our Prime Minister. OK, only for about twenty minutes, but even so... Bloody hell.

Apparently Rowling hasn't tweeted since her cyber bullying meltdown, and I'm thinking that might be related to Imane Khelif's lawsuit, and now I'm wondering if we can give her an additional gold medal for being the first person to ever get JK to finally shut the fuck up.

If you'd like to help out with Queso's vet bills + supplies needed while he recovers, I'd be so grateful. We've almost covered the first visit where they found his broken clavicle! Thank you so much to those who donated. 💖🦜 There will be some links below if you'd like to help.

My PayPal: https://www.paypal.me/PepperAndPals

My venmo is amandabl89

And buying things from my etsy helps a lot too! I mostly sell dice, including some based on my birds, like Queso!

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And there's the birds' amazon wishlist! I'll add some things for Queso. But I'm sure he'd love some toys and nutriberries!

https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2VOXCYRO8EYR5?ref_=wl_share

Oh there's also my Mercari! Not sure if anyone is into dolls and Jurassic Park, but I'm selling some of my stuff on there to pay for Queso + a booth to sell dice.

https://www.mercari.com/u/cinniharpy?sv=0

Thanks again to those that have helped. It really means a lot and has made this easier 💖🦜

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Gotta go back to the vet again tomorrow, as they need to check on him once a week until it's healed, so vet bills are definitely piling up. No pressure, but if you're okay with helping out, here's how.

It's Election Day in the UK, with polling stations open until 10pm tonight. The Tiny Chumps would like to remind you to use your vote, and remember that you need to bring photo ID with you to the polling station. Don't worry if you can't find your polling card though - you don't need that to vote. Just remember - if you don't bother voting, you can't really complain if you don't like the result!

The Tiniest Chump had a very big responsibility at the D Day 80th anniversary commemorations last week - driving Field Marshal Montgomery's Rolls-Royce Wraith back to Normandy, where the very same car had once carried him across the sands of Juno Beach as he took charge of Allied troops. Driving an 85 year old Rolls-Royce across a beach sounds like a very Chumpish thing to do, but Monty did it about sixty years before that kind of malarkey happened on the telly.

And in the real world, the original Tiniest Chump actually did drive "Monty's Rolls" back to Normandy last week, following a major restoration of the car that was carried out by the team at his workshop (The Smallest Cog) in Hereford. I couldn't resist having a doodle to mark the occasion.