In my Restless Dreams I see that Town...

Pacing back and forth solemnly considering this offer

idk how my parents can live they way they do. how are you a nine inch nails fan but also homophobic

what did you think this song was about

Yeah

There's just so much I don't know about Tolkien's work

kubrick stare while giving head

When they hittin it from behind

Favorite adderall review

scooby doo taught us that the real monster was daphne for keeping a smooth talking limp wrist twunk like fred in a straight relationship when he was born to cruise literally designed to suck and fuck

Straight people can reblog this

She was his beard. She knew what he was doing while her and Velma were living their best life.

I dated a girl once who really liked sexting but she'd always wanna do it at like 8:00pm which is several hours too early for me cause like I had shit I wanted to get done in the evening I'm not about to waste time jerking off until at least 11 so like I'd be sitting there laser focused on a game of TF2 texting her in between deaths like "I am stroking my hard cock" before going right back to gaming

my fav thing is cis women straight up not knowing how vaginas work

i was looking at this dudes fetish blog and i started laughing so hard at these stupid fucking sound effects i stopped parsing what i was actually looking at

dark souls npc

Me when I eat Wendy’s new hot honey chicken sandwich

I hate the storylines to gay Porn so much but I’m a hypocrite because if I were in this very situation he would probably get me to cheat.

The guy in the back breaking character in the last gif I am dying

who remembers the glee kink meme and that one fic where klaine were cave men

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