Do you remember that time you reached a certain number of posts and then you posted a screenshot of it going "what should i do for my ###th post?", but then that post you just made about it was your ###th post? That couldn't have been a more confusing wording, but gosh what fond memories.
I went gravedigging in my personal tag just to find THIS OLD SHAME…
Artistic parallels
These are the best subtitles I’ve ever seen on anything ever
McRee is just a time lost Joseph Joestar between parts 2 and 3 and there’s proof
• this is around the time he starts developing the beard
• cowboy hat, similar to what Joseph wears in part 3
• Mechanical arm
• Buff
• Nobody has said that they aren’t the same character
in conclusion: same character, different timelines
where were you when my theory was confirmed
steel ball run looks great
idiot, it’s clearly a fusion of Joseph and Hol Horse
My people approve
Homestuck ending prediction: none of it was real, I wake up tomorrow, all evidence of Homestuck is gone. I have a Star Wars icon and have always had one. By the end of the week I have forgotten about it. Years later, I find a brief mention of a man named “Andrew Hussie” dying in a bizarre horse-related accident some time during the eighteenth century.
once I called you brother, once I thought the chance to make you laugh was all I ever wanted
It was an itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, Hypsibius dujardini
Here we see the difference between a greedy bastard and a kind loving king. Tubbs, the ever greedy, takes the entire bowl and pays you with 20-60 fish. Xerxes IX, the generous and caring royalty, gives nearly the same amount of fish for merely the amount of food that a normal cat consumes. Proof that tubbs is good for nothing.
Yeah, I already proved this dumbass theory wrong here. But if you’re too stubborn to even click the link:
Xerxes is a king, and Tubbs is a commoner. While I certainly appreciate the gifts that Xerxes brings, Tubbs is making a much larger sacrifice. I recall the story of The Widow and the Two Mites from the Gospel of Mark:
41And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. 42And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. 43And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: 44For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.
Eat shit. Tubbs gives so much, and Xerxes gives so little.
Tubbs is the common working cat taking back what this wretched society has cruelly taken from him. He cannot eat nearly the same amount that he is owed. He is a revolutionary.
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shamchat is a gift
thats probably the nicest insult David Ramsey has ever said
who the fuck is david ramsey
Minus Ludo he was coool
a collection of names for Harry’s middle child. It starts simple and then escalates and then by the end Harry just gives up.
how often do you masturbate
why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen
Gravity (2013)
“alternate universe where eveything is the same except donovan is a normal rhinoceros”
the au nobody needed
Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.
LMAOOOOOOOO
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT THIS IS GOLD!!!
