*stays home* i should’ve gone out

*goes out* i should’ve stayed home

me: [makes a typo] delete it or keep it ? how does this typo contribute 2 the overall humour and relatability of my post , the individuality, the

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

I’m gonna be tht friend .. like the one when ur in ur 20s and everyone’s in relationships or getting married and there’s the one friend who isn’t. it’ll b me

how can someone (me) be so beautiful (me) but also so underrated (me)

*falls in love with the attention you give me but not with you*

Guess who got their life together!!!!!

not me but someone probably has

Two deer. Not just one. Two of them made this mistake

Together

Deer 1: Why are we in a gate again?

Deer 2: You tried to go through and got stuck so I squeezed in next to you so everyone would just think we were chillin’

inspirational poster: “it doesn’t matter what you look like on the outside…” me: whew!!! good inspirational poster: “…it’s who you are on the inside!” me: ah fuck