Slut for type systems

life would be so much worse for me if i were the same amount of mentally ill but not gay or trans

Henry Daubrez (Belgo-Spanish, based Belgium) - Untitled, 2024, Paintings: Digital Art

it’s a new week!!! let’s do this!!!!! (cries uncontrollably)

selkie by the sea

self-love/self-hate

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I want all animals to become sapient enough to produce art specifically because I want to see what sort of sex homunculus caricature each species would create if given the ability to draw

Like we've already got the anime waifu with the needle-waist and watermelon-bazonkas and borzoi-legs and bug-eyes. Now show me a fucked-up stupid beetle as drawn by a horny beetle. I want to see what a cartoonishly sexy lion looks like according to lions. I want to see the most ridiculous drawing of a peahen that would have the peacocks squaring up by the fountain.

We give this power to ostriches and they just start drawing people

kind of a weird framing tbh? like if you said "nazis are bad and confederates are bad" you'd be missing out a ton of bad stuff, but of course if you said "killing people is bad and slavery is bad" then many people would immediately start making excuses for why killing some people doesn't count as bad, etc.

but "nazis are bad" should be the conclusion you reach, not the axiom you start with, based on simpler principles like:

and obviously if you follow these principles then you're going to know that nazis are bad and confederates are bad because they do this stuff, that's why they're bad!

they got trans bitches on here named shit like Die

sie haben trans bitches hier, die haben so beschissene Namen wie The

you ask tigger what his gender is and he's like "i'm a tigger" and you're like "ok but what are your pronouns" and he's like "t/i/double-guh/er"

you ask pooh what his gender is and he's like "i am a bear of very little brain <3"

you ask piglet what his gender is and he has a panic attack

you ask eeyore what his gender is and he's like "guess they forgot to give me one :("

you ask rabbit and he's like "we need to Prepare for Winter"

you ask kanga and she has like a full discussion with you on gender norms and the gender binary that leaves with you feeling strangely fulfilled. you ask roo and he's like "lumpy what is that" and lumpy's like "idk" and then they go stare at the clouds

dont ask owl

Look at him just having the funniest of times.

Wheeee!!!! Yippee!! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!

Recently discovered, fully by accident, that the trick to feeling like you have more time in the day is to actually do shit with the time that's there, which seems fake and wrong and it's frankly infuriating that it works >:|

This is picking up a bit so I thought I'd mention that, while this trick does work, it is regrettably the hardest fucking thing in the world to do :T

Those people on the internet are right tbh, savory oatmeal in broth (ginger, garlic, mushrooms, spinach, top with jalepono slices and fried egg) is at least as tasty and a significantly more virtuous-feeling meal than sweet in milk (sugar, warming spices, top with lightly poached/sauteed apple bits/berries/banana slices).