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middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add
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IM IN MY SCREAMING TUBE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Thank god Mike is here. He will make everything ok.
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the problem with junior taskmaster is they keep letting mike wozniak make eye contact with the camera and then i have to be cool about it because the rest of my family are in the room
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this is a picture of karl marx
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Anonymous asked:
i wish i could fuck the concept of baseball.
I'll be frank with you, baseball is probably the LEAST fuckable sport to me and I also don't believe you unless you delve into the nitty gritty details.
For instance: I find soccer to be a very fuckable sport, but solely due to nostalgia of Korea's then-unprecedented advance to the World Cup semi-finals in 2002. Soccer, to me, is a childhood friend whose life has diverged heavily from mine and whom I probably shouldn't mess around with because like it's been years and we don't have anything in common and we're mostly floating by on like one or two fond memories... but they're very good memories and sometimes during our many long, awkward silences we'll think back to those halcyon days when Korea got 4th place after like 50 years of never having even won a Cup match and we'll be like ahh what the heck let's keep talking and trying to recapture that day
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This is the funniest shit I’ve read all day
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beep boop be boo bop
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Welcome baby animal
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My oil painting of an Uncrustable
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yeah well. I'll jump off that bridge when I come to it.
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i gift you all more random greg reaction gifs to use as you wish
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How did i forget Renata has a prosthetic arm and Seraphine is a hextech engineer. She’s gonna do sex things to her with a screwdriver
“Haha you mean like penetrating her with the handle” NO!!!!!!! I mean: Taking her arm tenderly in your hands and testing the joints and tension and tightening it and loosening it and making it more comfortable for her and then showing her if you wanted you could force her to make a fist or do anything with it, really.
These are sex tools. These are for sex