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Those who do not learn from history are doomed to flunk their finals.
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justintheamazingallan:
fuckingshitupsince1998:
for real..
Macaroni wigs at the time were extremely fashionable and this led to Macaroni being a contemporary slang for foppishness/fashionable. Doodle meant idiot and Yankee was a term for Colonials. Sooooo basically the ryhme is saying “Americans are such uncivilized dickheads that they could stick a feather in their cap and think themselves fancy.”    
… And why was I not taught this in school alongside the years of repetitive American history?

My orchestra is playing this in a suite of patriotic music…?

The earliest known version of the lyrics comes from 1755 or 1758, as the date of origin is disputed:

“Brother Ephraim sold his Cow

And bought him a Commission;

And then he went to Canada

To fight for the Nation;

But when Ephraim he came home

He proved an arrant Coward,

He wouldn’t fight the Frenchmen there

For fear of being devour’d.”

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