Buzz Buzz - Sanji x Reader NSFW

Girl........I am down bad.

Word Count: 7,200 words!?!? Girl what the fuck.... This is self-indulgent af.

Sanji finds something of yours that you really would've preferred to keep private. But maybe it wasn't all bad?

Warnings; NSFW MDNI. cis!fem reader, sorry 'bout that, Both Sanji and reader are incredibly awkward, self-conscious, and like one-upping each other, plus size!reader, vibrators, no p in v soz lol. 100% this was written with pre-timeskip anime Sanji in mind, love that cringefail malewife energy. Surprisingly switches all round...also yes I know those with dicks have a refractory period...I just don't care lol

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You had barely made it inside the women’s room when you caught the ship’s cook. He was crouched, holding something small and looking befuddled. What was that? Wait! No, how did he find that!?

"Sanji! Put that down!" You screamed, face on fire.

Thing of Dreams (Oneshot)

The exact, perfectly-structured set up for tragedy lies before you, and you can do nothing but stare in complete horror. Terror, too - Gods know you won’t live after this, not after your companion sees what lies before you.

You ponder if there’s time to run. To duck back through the doors and sprint down the halls, or better yet, duck into the nearby closet in order to hide from fate itself, or Silco’s entirely predictable ire.

The only problem is, you have no idea if the closet is big enough to hide in. 

Another problem arises when the door opens behind you, and Silco steps into the hotel room before you can even attempt to run or hide. Stepping inside, you don’t dare to turn and catch his expression, the reaction to what outrage he’s viewing with his own, two-coloured eyes.

You have a pretty good guess as to what the reaction he has, when you hear him growl, low and darkly, at the sight of a single queen-size bed in the room, “What?”