writers-dilemma reblogged queenanne1532 brookheimer Follow loving this new tiktok trend of 14 year olds thinking 1998 was actually the 1800sposteriorpeasantpresents Follow #NOT THE SQUEEZY KETCHUP#we had a bottle of the purple ez squirt ketchup#it ended up being more of a dark ominous brown than purple#and i have no idea why#but the fucking texture on this monstrous product#*hurk*#it was…lumpy??#I can’t quite describe it but#the vibes were O F F
