Wednesday: Don't be absurt. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?
Enid: All the time!
Wednesday: Then you should be used to it by now.
Xavier: Whenever Wednesday’s mad at me, I tighten the lids on all the jars so she has to come to me for help.
*sound of glass breaking*
Xavier: It hasn’t worked yet, but it’ll happen.
*sound more things breaking*
Xavier: Someday.
Eugene: What does "take out" mean in this instance?
Ajax: Food.
Enid: Dating.
Wednesday: Murder.
Tyler, beaming innocently: It can be all three if you're bold enough.
Wednesday: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.
Xavier: I almost died.
Wednesday: Ah, yes. My favorite memory.
Xavier: Can I ask a dumb question?
Wednesday: Better than anyone I know.
Xavier: Aren’t you going to say 'have a nice day?'
Wednesday: I don’t care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day.
Xavier: *Le gasp*
Enid: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Wednesday: *turning to Xavier* How tall are you?
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Enid, upon seeing the hyde: This is either the best idea I've ever had, or the worst.
Enid: Stay tuned!
Wednesday, upon seeing the hyde: This is either the best idea I've ever had, or the worst.
Tyler, smirking: Stay tuned!
Enid, upon seeing the hyde: This is either the best idea I've ever had, or the worst.
Enid: Stay tuned!
Eugene, investigating the cave against Wednesday's wishes: Well, well, well, if it isn't the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.
Eugene, thinking aloud: Some people are like slinkies.
Wednesday, Enid, Tyler and Bianca: Huh?
Eugene, grinning: Not really good for much but it will make you smile when you push it down the stairs.
Bianca, sighing: Please don't push my ex-boyfriend down the stairs.
Tyler, whistling innocently: Oops. But look at him go!
Wednesday: smiles.
Wednesday, scowling: I don't have friends.
Enid, grinning smugly: Bold words for someone within hugging distance.
Ajax, doing a crossword puzzle: What's a six letter word for 'end'?
Wednesday, Tyler, Bianca, Enid and Eugene blurting out simultaneously: Murder.
Lucas, rolling his eyes: It's 'finale' you psychopaths.
Enid: Imagine that someone hands you a box full with all the things you lost throughout your life.
Wednesday: Clearly I've lost my mind if I'm still here listening to your asinine questions.
Tyler, deadpan as hell: Oh wow, my will to live. Haven't seen you in years.
Bianca, glaring: I knew I'd lost that sense of purpose somewhere.
Ajax, side-eying Wednesday: My childhood innocence! Thanks for finding it for me, babe!
Enid, holding up her favorite childhood cuddly toy: OMG! Lighten up you guys!
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i love unhinged women but i also love women who try so fucking hard to be hinged. clinging to those hinges by her fingernails.
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