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Changing my belief system from "this is the hill I'll die on" to "this is the hill I'll kill you on" has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend
"you really gonna die on that hill?"
"someone is."
[Somewhere after season three]
Will and Hannibal: How did you find us?
Jack: Easy. I just followed the sound of the flowery metaphors you two like to spout instead of flirting like normal people.
Hannibal: I’ll admit, dear Will, that even I have done things in my life that I’m not proud of.
Will: *sassy eyebrow arch*
Hannibal: Very well, you caught me. I’m proud of all of them.
Will, frustrated: Do you ever listen to me?
Hannibal: I do, but then I get distracted by how cute you are.
Hannibal: What a cunning boy you are.
Will: I need you, Hannibal. Please.
Jack, Alana, Chilton and the orderlies whenever those two talk: 👀 🥵 😵
Hannibal, watching Will and Francis fight: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.
Will:
Will: You have morals?
writerrose1998 reblogged
since were all too old to do tumblr prom at this point does anyone wanna do tumblr potluck or smth.
Hannibal: Don't worry, Will. I've got some knives up my sleeves for these kind of situations.
Will: I think you meant tricks.
Hannibal, pulling a scalpel out of nowhere: No. No, I did not.
Will: *confused blinking* Wait. Did you just flirt with me?
Hannibal, staring besottedly at his dear mongoose: Yes. I have been for the past few years, but I appreciate you taking notice of my most sincere efforts.
Abigail: *squinting* What does 'take out' mean in this instance?
Beverly: Food.
Alana: Dating.
Will: Murder.
Hannibal, beaming innocently: It could be all three of those things if you're bold enough.
[Somewhere in season 2]
Hannibal: Aren’t you going to say 'have a nice day?'.
Will, inside his cell: I don’t care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day.
Hannibal: *Le gasp*
Hannibal: How are you not dead?
Chilton: Frankly, I have no idea. But I like it.
Will: We all have our demons.
Will, grabbing Hannibal: This one’s mine.
Dr. Chilton: Right, Dr. Lecter?
Hannibal: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.
You know you've been watching too much Hannibal when you see someone die on a different show and feel put out by the artlessness of it.