Dungeons & Dragons & Diners & Drive Ins & Dives

you fuckers dont know about my knife knife

sword

blocked

Parried

ahhh “lying”…. one of the oldest tricks in the book. aside from “bashing someone over the head with a rock”

just discovered a new type of girl in the wild today. watched this girl walk out of the convenience store and bite her energy drink open

the feminine urge to collect daggers.

And this “two-faced bitch” is seeing twice as many stars as usual 😌

noooooo don’t banish me from this realm i’m just a cute silly girl

*uses my titties for evil*

having ocs is like she’s my daughter. she’s my power fantasy. i’m giving her everything i hate about my personality. she’s a war criminal. she’s never done anything wrong in her life ever. i love her. i hate her. i’m making her life miserable. who did this to her. she’s unlikeable but everyone should like her. she’s baby. she does cocaine in the bathroom

oh of COURSE "miss"demeanor and murd"her" are illegal. just admit you hate to see women having fun....

we should treat women the same way we treat men yes this is my pathetic meow meow i'm gonna shake her violently in a pringles can

Listen I know she is unhinged, responsible for multiple atrocities, and a danger to herself and others. But have you ever considered that she is tiny and sad and I love her?

i know shes evil. i KNOW shes evil. but shes also v hot so i am willing to put aside the murderous tendancies

My job on the commune is to eat the rats in the grain storehouses. Also I give blowjobs.