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Whose 9 year old named this dinosaur

Coolest 9-y-o ever. Hope they know!

It’s named after Argentinian paleontologist Sebastian Apesteguia, whose nickname is “El Ninja”. It’s the oldest titanosaur they’ve found and might just be the largest dinosaur ever discovered.

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NEW DINOSAUR JUST DROPPED

NEW DINOSAUR JUST DROPPED

EATEN ALIVE!! I don't think about stuff much anymore

I actually reached enlightenment but it didnt help LOL

Attention Whale Weekly fans: I saw some people that thought “white whales” were fictional but they are Not, and I’m not just talking about belugas. Albinism and leucistism has been recorded in over 20 species of cetacean! The most famous albino whale is a humpback named Migaloo. Look at this large impressive man!

There are also two more albino humpbacks alive currently, including a baby that we think may be Migaloo’s spawn.

There are also multiple albino orcas and dolphins, some in captivity and some in the wild.

And we recently found a white sperm whale. Just a lil baby. Look at the small man;

A teeny tiny Moby Dick. He will grow into a legendary beast someday just like his famous predecessor. I can feel it.

"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

reposting a favorite reddit moment of mine since god knows if ill ever see it again

There is something so funny about calling something without a brain neurodivergent

"Where did you get that?"

"ocean"

pro lifer blocked me on twitter for asking this but if embryos have souls, and then they're aborted, exactly how sapient are they in the afterlife? Are they forever doomed to float around with no thoughts in their heads? Is it like just animal intelligence like a little happy goldfish? Do they still have an embryonic form? I've always seen an assumption that child souls are still in child form so I guess so. Do the other people in the afterlife keep abortions as little pets? Will they stay in a fishbowl or are they too stupid + intangible and float right out again?

I don’t think Yoda x Palpatine is really a crackship. Two guys that canonically hate each other and interact frequently is like classic ship material.

You just think it’s a crackship bc they’re ugly. In reality it’s old man yaoi that you’re simply not enlightened enough to understand. Ignoring the problematic age gap.

"Want this, I should not."

Sidious cackled. "Because it is a perversion of your precious Light, my dear?"

Yoda harrumphed. "Because cradle robbing it is. Light and Dark, little to do with it have they."

literally how is it fucking real

Hey guys did I mention I live on a fucking weird island and sometimes land crabs with 8-inch claws try to get into my house

cute puppy what breed is he

sideways

Cripes! The infiltration attempt has been compromised

Shu forgot to media train Mika before leaving for France

kind of obsessed with my dad's friend who apparently goes back to being a Buddhist whenever he gets a divorce

[gets divorced] Alright, that's it! No more worldly desire! [sees another beautiful woman] Well... unless?