this fruit kills fascists

hey!

i'm having a super rough time finding a job (i've been unemployed since april) and could use any sort of help to make sure i can pay my bills and especially my rent. i've been looking all over for jobs and just have had no luck -- though i'm still looking constantly.

it'd be huge if you could check out my commission website as well as share this around! there is a link in my contact info for my p*yp*l email if anyone is willing to even donate and doesn't want a commission.

please check out my commission website here!

even if you can't commission or donate anything, it'd mean a lot to me if you could spread this. you can reach out to me here on tumblr or the websites mentioned in the link if you want a commission. thank you!

mumbo: i don't wanna say anything too mean about it, but-

Why was I today years old when I learned that lead compounds taste SWEET and THAT'S why kids eating paint chips back in the day was a concern?

people these days, it's always "stop eating lead" and "lead is poisonous" and never "was the lead yummy?" or "you looked really cool eating those tasty lead chips" smh

the wii remote is my favourite video game controller! (I find the sensor bar a little cumbersome though)

a beautiful man with long black hair dressed in all white sat next to me on the train back from denmark. i complimented his outfit, and he asked me where the train was going. after i told him, he then pointed at my shirt which says 'catastrophe' and said "oh i know a lot about those." and laughed uproariously.

and then he asked me "do you know about norse mythology?" and i said yes a bit because i read the edda a decade ago, and he said "i met fenrir in denmark" and i said that's probably not good if fenrir is walking around. and he said "oh don't worry about it, vithar will take care of it" and i replied oh but that's ragnarøk, that's still pretty bad for us mortals is it not? and he grinned at me like i said something incredibly funny. and then he ignored me for the rest of the train ride?

Bro you meet fucking loki 😭

I was not ready for the husband's costume

picture of a cute innocent baby animal "um this is who youre being mean to btw" thats not even true man youre a straight up vampire and you destroyed my village with your dark powers

i bet you feel real stupid now

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I hadn’t seen the full version of this 😂

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Old Technoblade fan art from 2021. Reposting it on tumblr now because Technoblade never dies.

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Heal what has been broken. Reconnect.

Umbreon Hisuian Zorua adopt that's been sold! This ghostly pokemon can use it's eyes to see through the worst snowstorms. However, it rarely cares to help humans in such dire situations.

& this stupid and gay fish