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ft. dazai | chuuya x gn! reader

genre: fluff

warnings: none

• He would be dashing through the Port Mafia buildings, just to see you.
• You had called him and said that you had a little bit of free time until work started again.
• So he took the opportunity and zoomed😏
• But what he didn’t expect was to see Q sleeping on your chest the moment he opened the doors to your room.
• He’s like “mf what🤢?”
• Would immediately try to pull off Q from your chest...until you smack him.
• “Osamu! We do not hurt children here ಠ_ಠ”
• “But that little bastard took my spot! ಠ~ಠ”
• He would definitely notice Q sticking out there tongue like “👁👅👁”
• Ohoho his anger level went📈
• “Oi! They’re not even sleeping-!”
• Would be pouting the whole time. Definitely would pretend to be a little mad at you, sulking in the corner with his arms crossed (-＿- )ノ
• While you’re just like “ᇂ_ᇂ?”
• “Dazai, you know you can come lay on my chest too, right? There’s more than enough space here-”
• “Absolutely not. You expect me to be only inches away from the evil little devil🤨?”
• You sigh, ignoring his casual remarks that you’re a terrible partner for doing something so tragic.
• “This is the worst betrayal I’ve ever felt, y/n. You’re breaking my heart. It’s shattering as we speak.”
• “...just come sit next to me then ಠ_ಠ”
• He’d roll his eyes but reluctantly make his way next to you, leaning his head on your shoulder.
• So now you have Q and Dazai (🙄💗)
• You can hear Dazai grumble as he gets comfortable, burying his head in your neck.
• “Next time...I get to be alone with you.”
• Okay sir, no problem yes master😇🙏

• Would definitely not admit it but his face would be showing his jealousy.
• After all, he had waited all day just to come and sleep in your arms...but instead, Q was their in his spot😡
• “Wha-? What about me?” He’d ask, eyeing the both of you snuggled on the bed.
• “You can come here too, chu.”
• “...no thanksᇂ_ᇂ”
• From the corner of his eye, he would see Q sticking out there tongue like 👁👅👁
• “There! Do you see that? Q’s mocking me!”
• But the moment he yells that out, Q is back to prentending to be fast asleep on your shoulder like a little angel 😇
• “I think your eyes are playing tricks on you, babe. Q is fast asleep-”
• “Never mind!”
• Muttering curses under his breath, he’d stomp to your side. Gladly throwing himself in your arms, he’d eye Q with a murderous look.
• And Q would do the same🥰
• Remember what I said about Chuuya being an “older brother” to Q? Well that only applies to certain situations. And this is not one of them.
• He’d try to lowkey use his ability to shift Q further away from you.
• But you’d notice Ծ_Ծ
• “Chu, if you promise to let Q stay here for a while, I’ll spend alone time with you tomorrow.”
• “...fine ¬_¬”
• That sells him.

ft. dazai | chuuya x gn! reader

genre: fluff

warnings: none

• Now, if we’re talking about pm Dazai, he’d be weirded out (so would ada dazai tbh).
• “How unfortunate. I feel bad for you, y/n ಠ◡ಠ”
• “You don’t look like you feel bad-”
• But that was before he found out he couldn’t have much alone time with you because you would be spending a lot of time with Q😒
• Him and Q are lowkey enemies who hate each other. Q wants to inflict pain and suffering upon him and he wants to do the same🥰
• But no way in hell do you let them touch each other. Six feet apart at all times.
• Q is actually a really nice person to be around once you get to know them. You’re the only person they don’t want to brutally murder💗
• Although Dazai isn’t really fond of Q, he still wants to spend time with you :(
• And since you’re Q’s only actual “friend” they want to spend time with you too.
• So the both of them have to spend time with you together ಠ╭╮ಠ
• They’re mostly with you when you’re out doing little errands or taking care of Q. Dazai just happens to tag along.
• You always have to hear them bicker ᇂ_ᇂ
• You always walk between the two of them. Sometimes it gets quiet but don’t be fooled, they’re sending each other cold daggers behind your back.
• You love Dazai, and you love Q. So the both of them listen to you🥰 (kind of, not really)
• Once, you had to leave Dazai and Q alone together cuz you had an important errand.
• And you come back to complete chaos😧??
• Somehow they’ve managed to burn down a whole abandoned building, steal a whole candy store, and get chased by a handful of people in the matter of 20 minutes.
• But they’re perfectly fine😭?
• You see Dazai playing on his game console and Q sucking on a lolipop.
• “...I’m not even going to ask ʘ‿ʘ”
• The both of them play tug of war with you. But in this case, you’re the rope.
• “Let go, you ugly bandaged bastard!”
• “No! y/n is my darling!”
• “ಠ_ಠ”
• Dazai always sees you caring so much about Q. Always making sure they eat food, picking out clothes for them, buying toys for them.
• So he’s jealous (¬_¬)
• But he haves you all to himself at night🥰🤝

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• As much as he will literally never admit it, he’s lowkey a big brother to Q. And you definitely notice.
• Whenever you’re taking care of Q, Chuuya will always be there by your side. Like he’ll just be there observing.
• And he somehow manages to help you take care of Q??
• “I’ll go get Q’s lunch. Be right bac-”
• “Tch. Never mind that. I’ll do it.”
• Okay?? ◕ ◡ ◕
• Surprisingly enough, Q doesn’t really want to brutally murder Chuuya. Their relationship is...normal??😧
• He won’t go out of his way to be “nice” to them. He’ll be a protective older brother tho.
• You once confronted Chuuya about it.
• “Chuuya, what’s it like being a big brother?😏”
• “Never say those words again.”
• “...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”
• Chuuya takes Q hat shopping😋
• “Yo. This hat would look good on you.”
• “You really think so🤩?”
• You can actually trust Chuuya to take care of Q whether he likes it or not (it’s his instinct)
• Once, Q had fallen asleep so Chuuya had to carry them back to pm headquarters.
• BYE THATS SO ADORABLE.
• You take a few pictures, he catches you and bonks you on the head ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
• You assure him that it’s super adorable and kinda hot that he takes care of Q.
• He just rolls his eyes but really, inside he’s super happy and flustered 🙄