worldofruin but awesomer

Saw this shit on the tube can't belive it shitting and crying

i can’t endlessly retweet the original since i uninstalled stupid bird app, so i’m posting it here to endlessly reblog instead

mr evil man: im going to kill you! hahaha 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

terrified woman: ahhhhhh!!!!!

the sauropods outside:

hey what are they doing

Entrepreneurs

tumblr erotica writer who blazed their 10 000 word count AFAB reader Our Flag Means Death fic on my dash after i tell them sex is a thing that doesn't matter that much & isn't very interesting in general

Or like, to put it in terms that the "read what you like, who cares if you exclusively read kids' stuff" crowd are at a reading level to understand:

In the book "Green Eggs and Ham," the main character insists that he will only eat things he likes, and refuses under all circumstances when presented with an opportunity to try something new. At the end of the novel [spoiler alert] he agrees to Sam-I-Am's request and tries them, and he realizes that he was depriving himself of a favorite food for years, just out of fear of disliking something he ate. He learns a lesson, moving forward, that if he tries new things outside his comfort zone, that he may dislike some of them, but will enjoy many of them, and if he doesn't try new things outside his comfort zone, he will not like anything but the one thing he already eats.

Can you think of any situations in your own life where Sam-I-Am's teachings might be applicable?

breaking bad spoilers

youtube 200 ad: roman citizens try barbarian candy

roman SHOCKS barbarian by speaking PERFECT gaulish

this must have been what the court at versailles was like

pamela anderson: hippo no look behind you

fat hippo bitch: omg ok .. *moves*

oh so now the ancient sumerian is gonna preach to us

You can't be talking like that, White Gilgamesh

no hate but what are people looking for on dating apps when their bio says theyre a straight-edge asexual who cant drive

love?

its just that the apps are generally for finding people who want to hit it raw

Everyone curates their own experience. There are no Asexual specific dating apps, I've looked. Our only options are generic dating apps that give us the option of letting people know "hey! I'm ace! If you jive, please interact! If you don't, have a good day!".

So uh. If you don't jive, don't interact. Anyways, this post ain't it, Chief. Disabled people who can't drive exist, do they not deserve to get raw dogged in the back of a Kia? Can asexual people not get spit roasted? Maybe some of us just wanna hit it raw lmao we're not a monolith.

im gonna let 2 more people be obtuse on this post before i lock reblogs

Outing myself as a fucking loser by giving the Wikipedia definition of dating

Who would have thought that some people go to dating apps, not for one-night stands, but to... date. On the dating app. Especially in times where third places to meet new people are shrinking in many areas and it's thus 'easier' to find people through an app... meant for dating. How mind boggling lol

one more

im assuming that by "straight-edge asexual" op means "asexual who does not under any circumstances want sex." per that, yeah I don't understand how it's "obtuse" to point out that some of said groups just want to go on like, romantic dates? or even just, like, platonically date, which is a real practice. I'd echo a previous reblogger's sentiment that there are no Better apps for this aforementioned group of asexual people to use than "Dating Apps"

straight edge means you dont do drugs or alcohol