WHEN I GET SUMMONED FOR JURY DUTY

WHEN SWIMSUIT SEASON COMES BACK AROUND

WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I HATE THE WINTER OLYMPICS

because it's not the summer olympics

WHEN I TRY BEING OPTIMISTIC ABOUT MY STUDENT DEBT

WHEN AN INTERVIEWER ASKS HOW MUCH I WOULD LIKE TO EARN

THE WINTER OLYMPICS

WHEN THE OTHER INTERNS COMPLAIN ABOUT THEIR PAYCHECKS

Me: 

WHEN I MISS BREAKFAST

At lunch...

WHEN MY MOM ASKS ME TO TRY ON THE FAUX FUR COAT SHE BOUGHT ME

MY ATTITUDE DURING FINALS

WHEN MY BEST FRIEND AND I MEET NEW PEOPLE

WHEN I'M NOT SURE IF MY BOSS LIKES ME

Him: 

Me:

WHEN I HAVE TWO EXAMS ON THE SAME DAY

WHEN LAW SCHOOL STRESSES ME OUT

WHEN I WIN A GAME OF CHINESE CHECKERS AGAINST MY COMPUTER

WHEN I GET AN EMAIL EVERY 60 SECONDS WITH AN UPDATE ON THE DEAN SEARCH

WHEN THE PROFESSOR ASKS A QUESTION AND LOOKS IN MY DIRECTION