what Viktor Arcane is doing is not, strictly, advisable. However, pretty much everyone in his life told him "we're sorry you're dying, but it's your ethical duty to just accept it, just lie down and die from your Limp That Also Makes You Cough Up Blood that was caused by growing up in the Poor Part Of The City With Horrible Carcinogenic Pollutants Everywhere that we not only won't do anything to fix we are actively working on using your hextech research to build weapons to wield against the people there. You are not allowed to use your hextech research to save your own life though. So tragic, you're gonna die so young, but what can we do do? Ah well." Like he fully deserves to go full transhumanist magicyborg at this point and I support him because no one else does.
Hottest Arcane Character Polls
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"It's why I parted ways with Heimerdinger"
Singed vs. Heimerdinger
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Solve Jayce's love triangle for him:
Mel vs. Viktor
artists tasked w redesigning the league of legends characters for arcane like michelangelo being given a slab of marble
i think jinx is kind of a neat example of this bc the designs arent that different in silhouette or anything. its got all the same elements they are just done Better imo
what Viktor Arcane is doing is not, strictly, advisable. However, pretty much everyone in his life told him "we're sorry you're dying, but it's your ethical duty to just accept it, just lie down and die from your Limp That Also Makes You Cough Up Blood that was caused by growing up in the Poor Part Of The City With Horrible Carcinogenic Pollutants Everywhere that we not only won't do anything to fix we are actively working on using your hextech research to build weapons to wield against the people there. You are not allowed to use your hextech research to save your own life though. So tragic, you're gonna die so young, but what can we do do? Ah well." Like he fully deserves to go full transhumanist magicyborg at this point and I support him because no one else does.
I just love the idea of Cait like, feeling this need to give Vi some bit of childhood that she didn’t get to have, and taking off work to take her to a festival/carnival as part of it
Cait wins Vi a bunch of prizes at the sharpshooting games, Vi wins her a bunch of stuffed animals at the test-of-strength ones, Vi gets to stuff her face with funnel cake and corndogs. She doesn’t need it and kinda gets surprised by it but Cait carries her around on her shoulders so she can see everything and be Tall™️
Not to defend the bag of worms that is Riot, but they have been triying to "fix" the Yordle issue in the last year. The more recent designs for female yordles in Legends of Runaterra are equally as furry as their male counterparts, sans the prominent moustache/beards they usually have. I hope they continue that direction and try to make them more alike
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Another thing to note about the yordles is that one of them who's normally bubbly and happy on the outside, teemo, has a skin that makes him into full blown guerrilla warfare fighter in his past as was once implied by his lore. One of his voice lines that's unique to that skin is, "you'd be surprised how fast fur ignites." Implying not only that he burned bodies, but that it was other male yordle bodies. Also it used to be implied that there was a brewing love triangle between teemo the murderous killer, tristana, and rumble, a guy who pilots a massive mecha.
Getting these two in rapid succession was absolutely fucking crazy.
Yes, Heimerdinger is a Yordle. Yordles also have strong fantasy-misogyny sexual dimorphism, where the females (Poppy, Lulu, Tristana) are short, vaguely chibi-fied human women with pointy ears and blue/purple skin and the males (Heimerdinger, Teemo, Kennan, Kled) are short furry animal guys.
From what I can tell, they're basically a cross between your standard halfling and a pomeranian, and also "yordle" is the most fantastic word I've ever said out loud. Regrettable about the fantasy sexual dimorphism, though! When will someone provide me a sexy fantasy race where the dimorphism is "the females are B I G, the males are tiny and colorful", I deserve some variety.
don’t cry you’re perfect 🤕
don’t cry you’re perfect 🤕
silco is so funny as a character. he was gonna stab a crying child but then the child hugged him and talked about her abandonment trauma and he went like OH KIN and decided to develop a codependent relationship with the crying child. and you'd think that'd make him have more sympathy for kids and parents in general but NOOOOOOO he threatens to murder kids multiple times in act 2 and 3 and is like LOL YOUR KID IS DEAD at that poor chembaron. however the moment his daughter slash codependent partner gets threatened he's like FUCK all of you she's literally the only human being to ever matter you can all die as long as she gets to live and bomb other people. any other villain would have gained compassion through his bond with a traumatized child but instead he just got worse and also projected all his issues and vulnerabilities on a mentally ill arsonist teenage girl and claps whenever she bombs someone to death and cheers as she develops harmful coping mechanisms. legendary character. absolute wonderful piece of shit who loves his adoptive daughter to death and also is a very poor parent.
ARCANE + raccoon meme (insp.)
“Is there anything so undoing as a daughter?”