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@woodelf68 / woodelf68.tumblr.com

Female, Michigan. Currently deeply invested in the happiness of space vikings. Also Robert Carlyle fandom and anything that makes me smile or laugh. Expect fluffy animals. Will tag for blocking upon request.
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LET IT BE KNOWN

That @haeva is having a Birthday!

The king of Asgard himself has declared that January 2 shall be a day of feasting and celebration throughout all the Nine Realms!

(Frigga was very persuasive, and knows how to bring up subjects at the right moment to get Odin to agree to them. And yes, nine realms, do you think I'm going to give you a timeline with only eight for your birthday?)

There will be singing! Dancing!

Pretty girls!

Cake! Ice cream!

Lights! Candles! Decorations!

Polar bears! (Because I promised her a birthday bear this year; only special people get birthday bears assigned to them.) Yukon will be hanging up that sparkly garland as soon as he's done posing in it; we're going for "Asgardian elegance" as our theme here.

And to ensure that you have a wonderful year full of magic, he has a special gift just for you, courtesy of Queen Frigga. When you're ready, uncork the vial below and whisper your birthday wish into the universe. Pure magic, guaranteed 100% more effective than a standard Midgardian birthday candle and thrice as powerful as the magic Alfheim ones, which disappear when the wish is made. (Which are honestly more of a showy party trick that are popular with children and are best suited for small wishes; see gif of cake above.)

This, however, is the real deal, crafted of moonlight and mithril and magic by a fully trained witch and bearing the blessing of a goddess. Use it wisely and wish well. And may you have the happiest of birthdays!

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