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Ilia fucking Malinin’s world record breaking free skate

Oh my God every bit of this is wild

-when he does the first big jump the announcers start screaming. I don't understand enough of what I'm looking at to get what about this is breaking records but the announcers screaming was a pretty big clue

-He's dancing to music from Succession????? I don't recognize all of it but some of it is definitely the theme from Succession. At one point the audience claps along to the music. And I'm not sure if it's out of support for the skater or because they like the song 🤣

-when he finishes he just lays down on the ice incredible

THAT'S MY BOY!!! I SKATE AT HIS RINK!!!

  • That first big jump is a Quadruple Axel. It's 4.5 rotations in the air (you take off forwards rather than backwards, which is the extra half rotation). Nobody else in the world can do this jump it's so hard. He is the first and only person to ever land it cleanly, much less consistently. He had to land it cleanly here to have any hope of winning the World Champion title.
  • Yes, he's skating to music from Succession! The audience is clapping in support because he was doing so well (also because it was hosted in Montreal and the audience was very supportive of all the skaters that evening).
  • He lays down on the ice because he just broke multiple world records. He landed all 6 types of quadruple jumps cleanly, which no one has ever done at all (again, because he's the only one that can do the quad Axel), much less in a single program like this. This was an insane feat of athletic ability! If you go watch the other guys who competed against him, Yuma Kagiyama was in second place by 20 fucking points, and Yuma skated with no falls. This is Micheal Phelps / Katie Ledecky levels of smashing the competition (sorry the only other sport I know is swimming).

Some other notes for everyone:

  • Ilia listed that first jump as a Triple Axel on the sheet you give to the judges, meaning that he wasn't committed to doing the Quad Axel. (Technically you're not committed to anything on the sheet but it's generally your "plan" for the program.) He also doesn't do a quad axel in the 6-minute warmup beforehand when he does go and do it in the program, so it was a complete toss-up as to whether he was going to go for it. It's incredible that he manages to land the jump so perfectly without warming it up first!
  • He was 3rd coming into this skate from the previous short program. (All skating competitions require you to skate 2 different programs, 1 short and 1 long.) In order to win the title, he was going to have to skate without any falls, especially because his one strong point is his jumps and other skaters are stronger in other areas. There are many, many skaters who fall on their quad jumps, even when they're just doing one. It is so fucking hard to do even one of the 6 types of quad jumps. And he just does all 6! In one program! Insanity!
  • He did a 4 Lutz - 3 Flip at the halfway point of his program. Almost no one puts a Flip on the end of their combos, it'll usually be a Salchow instead because it's much easier. The only other skater I can think of to put a Flip on the end of a combo is Shoma Uno (who was also at these championships but didn't have a good skate).
  • His last jumping pass was a combo that was supposed to be a 3 Lutz - 2 Axel. He decided, in the moment, to change the 2 Axel to a 3 Axel. Nobody else has ever attempted this, much less succeeded. It is orders of magnitude more difficult to do another rotation to the second jump in a combo, at the very end of a 4.5 minute sprint no less.

In short, this kid is wild, had the performance of a lifetime, and I had the blessed opportunity to witness it.

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Skating at Blenheim: “The lake froze solid the winter of 1963 and every morning after I had finished working nights I would be the first person to skate on the freshly frozen lake.” - Colyn Freeman, 1963.

The Big Freeze lasted from Boxing Day 1962 until 6th March 1963. It was the third coldest winter ever recorded in England.

I was three years old in January ‘63. I do not really remember it, but I have a vague memory of skating on the lake at Hever, and tobogganing down a hill near Westerham.

Getting food and other supplies must have been a nightmare for my parents. Although, in those days rural communities were much more self-sufficient, and the people were generally more resilient. Can you imagine the city folk of today who have a second home in the country going out and catching, skinning and gutting a wild rabbit in order to feed their family?

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OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS POSTCARD FROM 1880 IN THE MANCHESTER MUSEUM ARCHIVES

“festive image of Pleistocene mammals”

“a rink in the glacial period”

THIS IMAGE HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY PUT ME IN THE FESTIVE MOOD

MERRY CHRISTMAS

That’s a vibe

I think we can all agree these guys have had to sit still for too long!

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woodelf68

I love the ones who are twirling by.

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ahedderick

   Skate, quick! As of yesterday the pond ice had frozen thick enough to skate on. However, we are supposed to get more snow tonight - which will cover the ice. So today we got a chance to skate for a bit. We had only one skate last winter, if I remember right, so I was more than a little shaky. I managed, though, with some amiable harassment from my progeny. Both of them used to skate weekly at the roller rink, and are quite proficient. (although it take a minute to switch ‘gears’ mentally from roller to ice skating)

   Meanwhile, Chance and Lady were patrolling the edge of the pond and the field behind it, trying to dig holes and chase critters.

Good times.

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Steven Bradbury – you know, the Australian speed skater who won gold because all of the other skaters fell down – has gotta be one of my favourite athletes for the context that most posts about him don’t mention.

Y’see, throughout his career, Bradbury’s opponents falling down had basically been his curse. He’d been skating competitively for over a decade, and in that span, he’d been knocked out of contention in major events by opponents either stumbling into him or falling in his path on at least six separate occasions. In some cases, he suffered considerably more damage than simply losing out on a medal; in one incident, a stumbling opponent’s skate-blade sliced open an artery in Bradbury’s thigh, causing him to lose four litres of blood and spend the next eighteen months in physical therapy; in another, Bradbury tripped over an opponent who’d fallen down in front of him and broke his own neck. Following the latter incident, Bradbury’s doctors told him he’d never skate again.

In spite of those warnings, Bradbury would later qualify for the 2002 Winter Olympics, though most commentators – and, by his own admission, Bradbury himself – believed that his age and the lingering effects of his past injuries made it unlikely that he’d win.

On the day of the 1000 meter short track event, it looked like those predictions would bear out. Going into the semi-finals, having made it that far only due to the disqualification of stronger competitors, Bradbury was already exhausted (it was his third event of the day), and he trailed far behind the pack. However, three of his four opponents stumbled on the final lap, allowing him to advance. In the final, Bradbury’s opponents fared even worse, becoming entangled in a massive wipeout just fifty meters short of the goal, and Bradbury was able to weave through the resulting pileup and coast to the finish line, capturing Australia’s first Winter Olympics gold.

Following the 2002 Oylmpics, Bradbury immediately retired.

never give up.

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Fic: A Dark One on Ice

@shipperqueen93 prompted: “Rumbelle: Dark castle ice skating!”

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A Dark One on Ice

Although Belle had become used to life in the Dark Castle, there were certain things about her previous cosy existence that she did miss terribly, and on occasion, homesickness would envelop her like a grey cloud. Rumpelstiltskin had learned to tell these moments of melancholy very well, and he was also learning how to combat them very well. This desire to cheer his maid up had nothing to do with the fact that he particularly wanted her to be cheerful or that he didn’t like seeing her sad. That would of course be absolutely absurd. It was simply because he knew that a happy maid was a more efficient maid, and if she wasn’t sobbing over missing her family then she wouldn’t be distracting him from his important work.

That was it. He didn’t have any tender feelings towards her at all.

So naturally, when Rumpelstiltskin came into the main hall to find Belle staring out of the window instead of being engaged in any kind of useful occupation, he knew at once that something was eating her, and he determined to find out what it was and put a stop to it. So that she could get back to work, obviously, not because he cared about her.

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