Here There Be Unicorns

Hero by Stuart Dunkel (*1952)

john william waterhouse wanted to get fucked by a witch sooo bad

those wands r just metaphors for the strap

john william waterhouse wandering aeaea like oh boy i sure hope no morally complex seminude witches debase and humiliate me by transmogrifying me into a filthy animal 😏

waterhouse is good at one thing and one thing only and that is painting women who will absolutely step on you

actually I lied he’s also good at drawing flowers but it’s mostly women with BDE (big dom energy)

The Sun! I miss it!

Omg, she makes it look so easy! That's the skill speaking. All the respect to this woman. Also, that dragon is just adorable

Why is there a winky face as the last option???? I didn't add that???? What does this mean????

If winky face wins I don't even know how to interpret what that means. Eyes? Wattle?? Please leave a comment with your theories.

Chicken equivalent of this expression?

Shit, I have a cursed idea, can you bother me when you see this?

Henpai has noticed you ...

Just a magpie who found herself some new shiny toys!

Bonus: These are for you!

Tolkien’s inspiration for Rivendell: Lauterbrunnen Valley, Swiss Alps Paintings by Tolkien and Ted Nasmith

Smoky the Cowhorse (1926) written and illustrated by Will James

What type of pizza do you think is massively underrated? 🍕👀 It’s bbq pizza for me

Also last call for these Patreon reward stickers!

Autumn has come 🐱🍁🍂

Hubert Quellinus

Herm of Priapus, 1646 - 1670

Rijksmuseum

Hubertus Quellinus or Hubert Quellinus (August 15, 1619, Antwerp – 1687) was a Flemish printmaker, draughtsman and painter and a member of the prominent Quellinus family of artists.  His engravings after the work of his brother, the Baroque sculptor Artus Quellinus the Elder, were instrumental in the spread of the Flemish Baroque idiom in Europe in the second half of the 17th century.

The dick fairy has spares for those who want them.

Botanist’s Window 🌱

An Exmoor Pony

Acrylic on canvas painting.

91° South

A painting based on a dream I had, from no less than 7 years ago. Honestly I don't really remember the dream itself anymore, but in the morning I'd immediately scribbled down these weird white killer whale-esque creatures and that's all I had left of that original vision. All I remember well is that they were completely off-white with big square foreheads and little nubbins, and lived in the Antarctic. But the scribble sat unfinished for years because I just couldn't paint what I saw in my head. Now I finally could! It's been really fun tinkering away at this and I'm very happy to have finished a "real" painting again. I hope you'll enjoy these blorbos from my head.

Original scribbles from 2017 under the cut!