3.14159% of Sailors are PIrates.

I have no essay for Talk Like A Pirate Day today so instead have a pun. 

Ye be the sort that we keelhaul.

ARRRRRR!!  It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day!  Th’ swashbucklin’ Pirate Kirby returns t’ plunder all yer noms!

Avast!  I found meself a jolly fine sextant t’ help me find all th’ noms this voyage!  C’mere, me shiny beauty, show me where all th’ noms be hidin’!

If ye be holdin’ back noms, beware th’ mighty GRUMP o’ Pirate Kirby!

AVAST, YE LANDSCROLLERS!!

Today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! I do hope all me trusty crew is out there makin’ fools o’ yerselves and thankin’ the great Cap’n Slappy an’ Ol’ Chumbucket fer grantin’ us this blessed day. And to all me Pastafarian followers, today be an especially special day fer ye, so enjoy it—an’ may the Flyin’ Spaghetti Monster be pleased wit’ ye.

So go trim yer sails

Chart yer course

AND RAID, PILLAGE, PLUNDER, AND OTHERWISE PILFER YORE WEASLY BLACK GUTS OUT!

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day! 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

AYE GOOD, HERE COMES THE NEW CABIN BOY

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Arr! Today is the International Talk Like a Pirate Day, or so they tell me. And what best way to celebrate this jolly occurrence but with a nice gallery of pirate pictures? I always loved Don Maitz’s art… and he’s a specialist in pirates. So here goes!

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And I also have a pinboard filled with Maitz’s pirate pics, if you want more!

Talk Like a Pirate Day Gallery Arr! Today is the International Talk Like a Pirate Day, or so they tell me.

aRTING LIKE A PIRATE IS OPTIONAL, BUT HIGHLY ENCOURAGED.

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