Askbox trick-or-treating is open for business!
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Hero by Stuart Dunkel (*1952)
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It’s sweet, but it’s just a dream.
Noooo. Maybe some evil sorcerer sent Loki to an alternate reality?
He wakes up feeling cold and goes into Thor's room to ask if he can spend the rest of the night sleeping with him.
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My take on unicorns! I'd really love to make a mythical creature field guide someday, since the Spiderwick Field Guide is what inspired me to start drawing in the first place 🥰
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What do you want to order off the 1956 Model Cafe* menu from Fairbanks, Alaska?
Calves' Brains and Scrambled Eggs ($1.85) / Oyster Omelet ($2.50) / Fried Oyster sandwich**($1.50) / Liverwurst sandwich on rye with potato salad (85 cents) / Imported sardines*** ($1.75) / Cold Tongue*** ($2.75) / Oxtail Soup (85 cents) / Eastern Oyster Milk Stew**** ($2.00) / Minced clam stew with fresh milk**** ($2.00) / Side of celery (85 cents) / Maple Bar (under 'pastries', 25 cents) / I'll just have a glass of melted snow please (results)
* "Famous for its fine foods for more than half a century throughout Alaska and half of the States. We never close."
** Served with cole slaw and french fries
*** Served with potato salad, sliced tomato, and coffee
**** Made to order
* "Famous for its fine foods for more than half a century throughout Alaska and half of the States. We never close."
** Served with cole slaw and french fries
*** Served with potato salad, sliced tomato, and coffee
**** Made to order
Might be a good xmas gift idea? Mix up all the dry ingredients in a jar, include recipe neatly written or typed on a recipe card, and include a bottle of real maple syrup. Make the jar look nice with a ribbon and a square of pinked fabric covering the lid, etc. Maybe wrap it up in a nice basket that can be re-used?
#pancakes#gift ideas#i might try just adding the spices to a box mix first#before investing in the other ingredients#like the molasses#i think there are things you're more likely to have on hand that you can substitute for buttermilk#idek what buttermilk would look like in the store#i've never noticed any#man i could go for some of those right now
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I know I’ve posted about this but I still think about the time I was a dog groomer in the middle of nowhere and that old lady called in and said she had a wolf and we were like whatever and booked her because sooo many people who say they even have wolf crosses actually just have GSD/malamute crosses or whatever so she came in and it was actually a wolf and I was like ma’am idk if I can bathe your wolf actually and she was like I told you it was a wolf and I was like I mean. That’s true you are correct this is on us. However,
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the transition im crying
I am walking onto the field. Haters are forcefully removing me from the premise
Open tryouts were not actually open to everyone. Smh.
Source: youtube.com
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i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm
when it rains you simply do not get a day
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astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.
balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.
fruit snacks are missing.
multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.
physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.
conclusions: ???????
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aliens stole yo fruit snacks
I’ve been a UFO enthusiast for 2/3rds of my life and this is the most convincing alien encounters story I have ever heard.
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Taking this box to go
Did not fit
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