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26, trekkie, writer. 1701d baker street urchin. daforge truther. lore apologist. these two things can and should exist at the same time. rascal (he/him)
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Either Data or Lore could 100% be like "we are NOT related, we are two robots built by the same person" but they never are, they're always like "ugh, that's my brother 🙄" and I love that.

Data: That is my brother. He is wanted on charges of murder, and accessory to mass murder.

Lore: That's my brother, THE SQUARE!

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GUISE

GUISE

IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH

EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK

GUISE

TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS

PASS IT ON

I BRING FORTH THIS KNOWLEDGE TO ANY FELLOW TUMBLRITES/SEIZURE-PRONE PEOPLE THAT MAY FOLLOW ME

KINDLY THANK THE OP FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE

I AM A HUMBLE MESSENGER

For any of my epileptic/seizure-prone followers!

Plus ASD/SPD people who can’t do flashy stuff!

Motion sensitive migraineurs!

yeah okay ill reblog that!

I have an SPD and this stuff really triggers me

Thanks!

REBLOG NOW FOR YOUR MUTUALS WHO WANT THIS !!

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Tag Game

rules: answer + tag 9 people you want to get to know better and/or catch up with!

Thank you @aurorawritestoescape for taggin me!

Favourite color: Orange

Last song: Bittersweet Symphony - the Verve

Currently reading: A Literate Passion: letters of Anais Nin and Henry Miller 1932-1953 and Wild by Design: The Rise of Ecological Restoration by Laura J Martin

Currently watching: The Resident

Currently craving: sleep, vacation, f*ck (Me too, Kate lol)

Coffee or tea: coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeee (also same lol)

tagging sin pressure: @edynmeyer1, @aslightinyoureyes, @megangovier, @sheepdogchick3, @soleilak, @konigs-left-pec, @mountainsandmayhem, @castle-of-ruin, @geminicricket28

The tag didn't work and I saw my name by chance and got really excited and had to keep checking to make sure I was seeing it right. 😭❤️ Anyhoooooo

Favorite color: I honestly do not have a favorite; I like what I like.

Last song: Eyes on Us, by The Treble

Currently reading: really dirty Skyrim fanfiction 🤭

Currently watching: Star Trek Enterprise! I've never seen it before and I'm trashing it on E1 😂 but I'm looking forward to it.

Currently craving: a good O and a good night's sleep 😴

Coffee or tea: coffee 99% of the time and tea on the off chance I can get it from Starbucks

Thank you @ellasinnombre ❤️❤️❤️

Sure, I'll bite. But only cause you asked 😁

Favorite color: blue! Especially peacock blue. Teal also battles for supremacy.

Last song: Hey Lover! -Wabie (🏖️ vibes❤️)

Currently reading: The Buried Age by Christopher Bennett (very slowly as I'm writing a lot more than I read currently)

Currently watching: Star Trek TNG is my nighttime ritual, but I'm also getting through Fallout during the day (when I'm not writing)

Currently craving: dem Soong boys. 😏 Also fruit tea but at least I'm about to satisfy that one, lol

Coffee or tea: I'm 💯 team pompous water. Coffee tastes like dirt 🍵☕

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Oh, I love this type of stuff! Thanks for tagging me @dataentryspecialist!

Favorite Color Red! But green comes in a close second.

Last Song Linger by The Cranberries

Currently Reading Star Trek The Next Generation Metamorphosis novel

Currently Watching I’ve been bouncing around between Star Trek TNG, SNW, and Disco recently, with the occasional DS9 episode thrown in.

Oddly enough, I’ve also been delving into some old classics like CHiPs and The Andy Griffith show for fun.

Currently Craving Nothing! I just ate! Although, I was craving a Dr Pepper really bad earlier.

Coffee or Tea? Both are appropriate for different situations, coffee in the morning and decaf tea at night. If I had to choose, I’d pick coffee. I can skip my evening tea, but I’m fucked if I don’t have my morning coffee.

Have some fun with me, guys! No pressure!

Thanks for tagging me @spookyshoosh

Here's mine - not very interesting I'm afraid lol 😅

Favorite Colors - turquoise 🩵 and purple 💜

Last Song Jean Cocteau by Bebop Deluxe

Currently Reading - In Ascension by Martin MacInnes

Currently watching - Zilch...lol. No time! But I have recently watched the odd TOS episode and started the latest season of DISCO.

Currently Craving - cake lol! In fact I crave everything as I'm on a permanent diet like a Trappist monk!

Coffee or Tea? Definitely coffee! I can't function in the morning without it lol. Stronger the better. A brand called Skull Crusher is my current favourite 💀☠️

I'm terribly old skool, sorry not sorry lmao...🤩

Anyway, tagging a few of you guys here if you wanna have a go, but absolutely no pressure...

@wonkyplate, @lacycardigan @datasoong101 @obtusepurplegoose @zosteroops @kcscribbler @nothingbeforenothingagain @ensign-smith @hawkstar5

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yooo i love games, ty for tagging :D

favourite colour: orange!! 🧡

last song: don't break the needle by j. roddy walston & the business. lore on his shenanigans kind of song

currently reading: the expanse (leviathan wakes) by james s. a. corey and blues for an alabama sky by pearl cleage + many other plays !

currently watching: i'm too busy working, running around, "writing" and procrastinating to watch anything long term ✌️ prefers watching the nice green stuff against a blue sky, that's my vice

currently craving: a warm buttery sausage roll, a meat & potato pasty, chicken nuggets, a refreshing clementine and probably also a pain au raisin. all to say, get me in a bakery/fastfooder/fruit market rn

coffee or tea: neither but if i had to choose: decaf flat white (done right: full fat milk at 140 with basically no foam, two 21 seconds espresso shots, small cup). i used to drink like 5+ coffees a day when i was a barista and now even one wrecks me at 200mph. save a life, give me a capri sun With the straw

uhh i dont know who to tag :') no pressure to anyone so if you want to play just pick this up and get parallel w me 🫶

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