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Rt-tober Day 1 : Wonka Rt ( number 11 )

All mobile users in the rtumblr community should be entitled to financial compensation

As a mobile user myself, I wholeheartedly agree.

we should start a union

I don’t think that’s a good idea.

*shrugs* what’s the worst that could happen Copper? :)

hey boss!

*waves innocently*

what’s up! :D

I’m forming a union… it’s just kinda me by myself though :)

Yeah, I

I noticed that

Are you sure that’s what you wanna do though..?

Can you just

Y'know

Can you just not maybe

Yes, I’m sure!

we are going to make cookies together :)

Why not? :(

Cause Copper is right, it is a bad idea, you know

.. I don’t know much about group baking, but I’m pretty sure you don’t need to create a union for this

But why is it a bad idea? 🥺

I thought it would be a great opportunity for some group bonding :3

*whispers* Logic won’t help in this dialogue, will it..? I should switch the tactic…

Cause I do not like unions 👉👈 and if you create one I will be really sad 🥺🥺🥺

Wait you would? 😧😟

i really wanted a union but fluffy will be sad..hmm

Why don’t you like unions, boss?

Uh well-

*whispers* Ok it’s working all you need to do now it’s to be a bit dramatic… just a little bit..

Because union killed my grandpa

*whispers* Fuck

You had a grandpa?

*whispers* oh wait I actually can make it work

Well technically I have a potential grandpa and it’s King Candy

But

As you can see, there was a second King Candy who happens to be my second grandpa

And also who happens to be dead

,,,,Dead because of A UNION!! 😔😔😔😔

And you may ask why information that he was killed by a union is not on the board, I mean it sounds kinda important

And the answer is uh

This is,,,, because,,, Oh!

Because it’s so traumatic to me that I can’t even bring myself to add this information to my beloved board,,,,, *dramatic sniff* Do you understand now, Possum? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

I can confirm my dear ol’ dad was killed when I was just a wee lad. Left me the chocolate factory in his will and there hasn’t been a union here ever since.

Wait rea- I mean

Thank you for confirming it, Wonka-Rt 😌

Gee how coincidental that we have this family history of unions, and here you are dealing with a union, ya couldn’t write this stuff!

I’m sure you’ll be fine fluffy, times have changed, and Candy Dan was quite the pushover

All mobile users in the rtumblr community should be entitled to financial compensation

As a mobile user myself, I wholeheartedly agree.

we should start a union

I don't think that's a good idea.

*shrugs* what's the worst that could happen Copper? :)

hey boss!

*waves innocently*

what's up! :D

I'm forming a union... it's just kinda me by myself though :)

Yeah, I

I noticed that

Are you sure that's what you wanna do though..?

Can you just

Y'know

Can you just not maybe

Yes, I'm sure!

we are going to make cookies together :)

Why not? :(

Cause Copper is right, it is a bad idea, you know

.. I don't know much about group baking, but I'm pretty sure you don't need to create a union for this

But why is it a bad idea? 🥺

I thought it would be a great opportunity for some group bonding :3

*whispers* Logic won't help in this dialogue, will it..? I should switch the tactic...

Cause I do not like unions 👉👈 and if you create one I will be really sad 🥺🥺🥺

Wait you would? 😧😟

i really wanted a union but fluffy will be sad..hmm

Why don't you like unions, boss?

Uh well-

*whispers* Ok it's working all you need to do now it's to be a bit dramatic... just a little bit..

Because union killed my grandpa

*whispers* Fuck

You had a grandpa?

*whispers* oh wait I actually can make it work

Well technically I have a potential grandpa and it's King Candy

But

As you can see, there was a second King Candy who happens to be my second grandpa

And also who happens to be dead

,,,,Dead because of A UNION!! 😔😔😔😔

And you may ask why information that he was killed by a union is not on the board, I mean it sounds kinda important

And the answer is uh

This is,,,, because,,, Oh!

Because it's so traumatic to me that I can't even bring myself to add this information to my beloved board,,,,, *dramatic sniff* Do you understand now, Possum? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

I can confirm my dear ol’ dad was killed when I was just a wee lad. Left me the chocolate factory in his will and there hasn’t been a union here ever since.

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