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the author's barely-disguised desire for a club sandwich
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tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse
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need to cull google news sources aggressively because i am in no fucking way going to tolerate "heres what jimmy fucking kimmel or stephen goddamn colbert EPICLY clapped back about trump" for even a single day much less 5 years, die and be dead!!
there are headlines i would click through, but google news only lets you dismiss sources entirely, you cant ban topics so im going to miss out on
- jimmy kimmel separated like chicken wings in factory accident
- stephen colbert show not aired last night, no plans to ever put it back. "we're good, thanks" says network
- the other talkshow jimmy tried eating the remains of jimmy kimmel and got very sick
- john oliver victim of worlds largest hellban, completely unaware no one can see, hear, otherwise perceive him
need to cull google news sources aggressively because i am in no fucking way going to tolerate "heres what jimmy fucking kimmel or stephen goddamn colbert EPICLY clapped back about trump" for even a single day much less 5 years, die and be dead!!
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if theres anything you want crushed and ruined just let me know
ill put it in my mangle
WRONG
You are thinking of a “wringer” which is just a small version of a mangle. I’m now using a spear on you.
"im sorry, i know i was supposed to be here earlier but i went to Street Trash by mistake, hell of a mess over there, they took my cigar and were playing catch with it and just now when i reached into my pocket to get it...well! i won't say what's in there but it's a horrible mixup. i'll be here, just poking around, come see me when you get a minute"
agghhhh i forgot i have to make up an hour today, can a worse thing even happen to a man
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every quarter i underestimate how long the "town hall" meetings are. 1.5 hours this time, sailing past the 9:30 break we get
cute financial projections but i am a human being and you cant do this to me
every quarter i underestimate how long the "town hall" meetings are. 1.5 hours this time, sailing past the 9:30 break we get
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i see how it is.
Red meat, eggs, butter, tallow, whole milk, olive oil, coconut oil, snacks without seed oils.
That's quite based, my good fellow
Yet I don't see how it can purge any previously embedded woke
Will these items eject the physical woke in bowel movements?
Crowd sourcing the answers where woke-corrupted AI has failed us
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she touch my yippee till i yay
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that's only one mice?
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wednesday night mood
my task today is to [checks work order] "support" outside contractors installing a new drive which happens to be in the location the hvac company is also working on an installation.
ive done the minor electrical work they needed so now im stuck watching the hvac guys with a "dodged a bullet" mindset still bc i had an unofficial offer at that place a couple years ago and also im watching the engineering guys with burning envy because thats the work i want to do, me!! theyre actually doing something!!! im making two bends and three cuts , come on!!!!
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A GHOST STORY HAS UPDATED!! THIS WEEK IS A LESSON IN MAGIC AND ALSO IN GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED.
[straycatj voice] cool job please... cool job please...