I have chased after kids who don’t believe that I am Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Ewan McGregor on his first nude scene in the theatre
I feel like this tells you everything you need to know about Ewan McGregor.
What will it take for you to just forget about this?
Oh, just every single detail about the dream.
Jess trying to not think about Nick’s mouth
I love this gesture
a moment of appreciation for andy’s face upon finding out whatsapp is actually a pun
Jessica Day + wearing herboyfriend’shusband’s clothes
Y'all are thirsty
41 ONE OF YOU LMAO
my hands down favourite mbmbam-bit-that’s-not-a-bit can be found in the first 30 seconds of this video wherein griffin attempts to compliment justin on his seviché shrimp and justin very quietly and emphatically repeats “i have never made you seviché” until griffin realises he had just in fact eaten raw shrimp out of justin’s fridge one time and they immediately change the subject
as several people have pointed out, audio editing is a thing, which makes it all the more likely that the rapid subject change came as a result of griffin cutting out several minutes of justin and travis making fun of him for eating raw shrimp which is objectively way funnier
My Brother, My Brother and Me s1e5 | Secret Society Outfits
[boppin’ music playing]
Griffin: These are our secret society outfits! No, wait. [snaps fingers, catches top hat, beat of silence while he struggles to put it on] These are our secret society outfits.
Griffin: [at Travis] You look like a business man with an extremely specific fetish.
Travis: [amused] You look like a new character in Candyland that just steals Twizzlers.
Justin: [at Travis] You look like a, uh, vaudeville usher who’s trying for a management position.
Travis: [laughs] Justin, you look like a halloween costume to represent farts under a blanket!
Justin: [wheezes]
Griffin: Justin looks like rye bread that a cape got on.
Justin: [at Griffin, in a serious tone] You look like if hepatitis was a person.
Travis: [absolutely loses it, laughing heartily]
This is it. This meme has been perfected.
Miraculous Ladybug is such a gift
“property of Josh Groban”
KILL ME
Comics out of “context”