CW Flash Fans: NOOOOO!!! Wally’s trapped in the Speed Force! He just wanted to save Iris! BRING HIM BACK!

YJ Fans: *Flashbacks*

Fans of Wally’s Original Solo Series: *Cigar hanging from lip, laughing with a seasoned war veteran voice* Welcome to Boot Camp, Plebes.

sometimes the best decision is not making one 

Darlene and Cisco, S1Ep2 vs. S2Ep12

never forget the five seconds of animation when Karamatsu thought that maybe his family just might possibly care about him a little bit :’)

I know Steve is really talented with his shield and is like an expert with it 

but just imagine him smacking it in his face 

or tripping over it

or waking up in the middle of the night and he shuffles off to the bathroom only to step on the edge of the shield and it smacks him in the shin and he curses loudly enough to wake up the other Howling Commandos who just sit up and start laughing at the way Steve is holding onto his leg and swearing 

Seriously, though, super-soldier or not, watching Steve learn to use his shield must’ve been A+ comedy!

Steve throws it at some HYDRA goons but misses them by a mile and it bounces off a wall and flies out through a window, and Steve is just standing there, whoops, while Bucky rolls his eyes, takes out the enemies with his rifle, and jogs back outside to fetch the shield.

Steve hasn’t learnt the ctrl+c to crouch move yet; he holds the shield in front of his face and a HYDRA sniper shoots him in the thigh. Bucky facepalms because Steve you idiot, the shield only protects the bits of you actually behind it. Eventually, Steve masters the art of hiding his entire body behind the shield, tortoise-style, by ducking and having Bucky chuck pebbles at whatever parts of him are sticking out - of course Bucky has a wicked good aim and an even more wicked sense of humour, and Steve ends up with some rather embarrassing bruises.

The Commandos are on a stealth mission to infiltrate a secret HYDRA base, except the shield slips, falls, and does that rolling-metal-lid-dropped-on-the-ground sound like clang!!-grooiinnng-rooiinng-ooiinnnng-rnnnng-rrnng-rrnng-rrnng until Steve puts his foot on it. Everyone stops and just stares at him.

Also, my personal headcanon is that Steve once bet the shield in a hand of poker and Bucky won it. So it’s actually been Bucky’s shield since October 1944, Steve’s just borrowing it.

So it’s actually been Bucky’s shield since October 1944, Steve’s just borrowing it.

Oh my god yes please

And eventually Steve gives it back to Bucky.  

If you don't want Asterglow's cute ass wally face things ruined forever by sadness don't read this

Anyway! Hello kiddos. Sad Head Canon time with Sage

So you see these lovely Wally icons right? Cute? Happy even? WRONG. SO WRONG. SAD AND SAD.

 So the idea is that originally when Robin had first hacked into something in front of Wally, KF had been sort of put off. Like “Dude, that’s a really boring way to hack into things. Come on! You’re BATMAN’S prodigy! Get cool with it!” So Dick came up with his Robin icons. 

Anyway, so now imagine after Endgame Dick’s sitting at his computer trying to track Wally and he sort of hears KF in his head going “Dude, those are so boring!”

So with that in mind he begins to make the Wally icons. And he gets really into it. Granted, the stupid things are a total bitch to make and getting Wally’s hair just right is a feat of it’s own. The coding and art take hours like the sun has gone down and he hasn’t bothered turning on a light in the room because that’s how focused he’d been on the project. 

 but then when he’s FINALLY, FINALLY finishes and he lets out the most delighted whoop, jumping up from his chair with all his ninja grace he grabs his phone and hits speed dial, delirious with excitement, not even waiting for the phone to connect with the other end before he starts to talk,

"Dude! Dude! KF. DUDE! I just did the COOLEST THING-

"Hey guys! It’s Wally! Leave me a message-"

and Dick freezes, his actions catching up to him, as Wally’s voice mail continues to play out in his ear

because it’s just him. 

Alone in a dark room, Wally’s icon’s little lights in the darkness.

And that just might be how it’s going to be for a long time.

Possibly forever.